I used to use my hands when I was smaller, now I do it normally.

I used to use my hands when I was smaller, now I do it normally.
Stairs? I haven't walked up a flight of stairs in ages. In my part of Texas, the water table is really high, so the ground would be too unstable to construct houses with basements or a second story.
But on trips, I'm pretty sure I walk up stairs like normal people do, one foot after the other.
At 10/12/09 11:23 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?I used to do that, because the house I lived in until I was about 8 had a staircase that was literally at like a 70 or 80 degree angle. Walking up it normally just seemed... Dangerous.
But now I just walk up stairs normally and 2 at a time.
You had a pretty fucked up staircase. A 90 degree angle is straight up so I don't know how you got up an 80 degree angle staircase, or why they would make a fucking staircase like that.
I normally just run up the steps 2 by 2. I don't think I've ever touched the 5th step in my stairway other than when I bring laundry up stairs. when I go down the steps I slide my hands down the rails as far they can go and then I make one big leap. It's just funner and quicker that way.
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Wow, a lot more people use their hands to help them go up the stairs than i expected.So, how do you go DOWN the stairs? I usually just run down them,which is how i fell fell down the stairs before,but i never learn.
Bringing back old shit.
I always skip at least one step while going up the stairs. If I just go step by step it feels small and slow.
Running, like if something is chasing me D:
At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Tell me something NG how do you go up the stairs? Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?
Haha... wait, what? Um... I use my feet, and, you know... walk... like a normal person...
Call me old fashion, but I prefer to step up the stairs one step at a time, two steps if I have a lot of energy. Sometimes I even hold the rail. But no, I generally go up the stairs by putting and raising one foot in front of the other. It seems to work.
I go up stairs by skipping one step,I rarely go up the stairs on step at a time.
At home going up- Either 2 steps at a time or on hands and feet.
At home going down-Running, jump the last 2 steps
In public going up-2 or 3 steps at a time
In public going down-Running, jump last 2 steps
I also sometimes blink when reaching the top of my home stairs, then thinking theres another step, I stumble, hit the wall, walk backwards and fall back down the stairs.
I...I shall consume...
consume...CONSUME EVERYTHING!
Like a normal person and walk up them, how do you get upstairs in public? If I'm ever out and see a mother fucker going up the stairs on his hands and feet like a pussy I'm pushing them down to the bottom.
DISCLAIMER: I was not sober during the making of this post.
I have evolved. At first, I just walked up normally when I was wee wittle. Then, in my tweenish years I started going on my hands and feet, since I kept falling. Then, around teen years I started just running. Now, I go 2 steps at a time because it's more convienent, yet, I always crouch and jump at the last step for overly dramatic awesomeness.
Hewo
I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.
i fly up them using my vaginal lips as wings
At 10/12/09 10:59 PM, gman12 wrote: I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.
Fuck your sig! :P
I usually job up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.
I will find you, One day Op. I will invite you to the second floor of my house, watch as you crawl up the stairs, and then, when you least expect it... I will grab your ankle, and pull, dragging you back down the stairs.
and trust me, We will do this ALL DAY until you get it right.
How did this get here? I am not good with internet.
At 10/12/09 11:03 PM, chiefindomer wrote:At 10/12/09 10:59 PM, gman12 wrote: I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.Fuck your sig! :P
I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.
I can't fucking type. :(
At 10/12/09 11:05 PM, chiefindomer wrote:I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.I can't fucking type. :(
You can't seem to make very funny jokes either.
On topic though, I either take them 2 at a time or turn my hips a little to the side and job up them 1 at a time partially sideways.
I always take 2 steps at a time. Mostly because if I take 1 at a time, it hurts my legs.
Also, 3 fucking school stories X.X
I imagine myself at the top of the stairs.
Therefore, I am at the top of the stairs.
At 10/12/09 11:22 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote:At 10/12/09 11:05 PM, chiefindomer wrote:You can't seem to make very funny jokes either.I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.I can't fucking type. :(
Well a boring prick such as yourself naturally wouldn't find me funny.
At 10/12/09 11:57 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Oddly enough, I always walk up the stairs on the ball of my foot, I rarely ever put my whole foot down.
Same here, and I have to take them one at a time. It's kinda annoying with people rushing past me going two at a time...
At 10/13/09 12:10 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:At 10/12/09 11:57 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Oddly enough, I always walk up the stairs on the ball of my foot, I rarely ever put my whole foot down.
Same here, and I have to take them one at a time. It's kinda annoying with people rushing past me going two at a time...
Sorry if I elbowed you whilst passing your slow self.
Going down i sometimes take a huge step on the 3rd bottom step to miss the last two steps.
I have no idea why
Yeah, I bet you do.
I moonwalk up the stairs. Gets me laid all the time.
At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Tell me something NG how do you go up the stairs? Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?
That must be a fairly bad habit, didn't anyone at all help you out with that problem? Guess it doesn't matter.
I walk holding the rails, and sometimes take like two steps at a time and sort of run up looking at the ground.
I go up the stairs like the spiderwalk scene in the exorcist but in reverse. cause she walked down the stairs.