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how do you walk up stairs?

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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:01:41


I used to use my hands when I was smaller, now I do it normally.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:06:14


Stairs? I haven't walked up a flight of stairs in ages. In my part of Texas, the water table is really high, so the ground would be too unstable to construct houses with basements or a second story.

But on trips, I'm pretty sure I walk up stairs like normal people do, one foot after the other.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:09:23


At 10/12/09 11:23 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?
I used to do that, because the house I lived in until I was about 8 had a staircase that was literally at like a 70 or 80 degree angle. Walking up it normally just seemed... Dangerous.

But now I just walk up stairs normally and 2 at a time.

You had a pretty fucked up staircase. A 90 degree angle is straight up so I don't know how you got up an 80 degree angle staircase, or why they would make a fucking staircase like that.

I normally just run up the steps 2 by 2. I don't think I've ever touched the 5th step in my stairway other than when I bring laundry up stairs. when I go down the steps I slide my hands down the rails as far they can go and then I make one big leap. It's just funner and quicker that way.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:19:59


Wow, a lot more people use their hands to help them go up the stairs than i expected.So, how do you go DOWN the stairs? I usually just run down them,which is how i fell fell down the stairs before,but i never learn.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:42:36


I always skip at least one step while going up the stairs. If I just go step by step it feels small and slow.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 19:43:53


Running, like if something is chasing me D:

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 20:07:31


At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Tell me something NG how do you go up the stairs? Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?

Haha... wait, what? Um... I use my feet, and, you know... walk... like a normal person...


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 20:09:20


Call me old fashion, but I prefer to step up the stairs one step at a time, two steps if I have a lot of energy. Sometimes I even hold the rail. But no, I generally go up the stairs by putting and raising one foot in front of the other. It seems to work.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 20:13:23


I go up stairs by skipping one step,I rarely go up the stairs on step at a time.

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 20:26:32


At home going up- Either 2 steps at a time or on hands and feet.
At home going down-Running, jump the last 2 steps
In public going up-2 or 3 steps at a time
In public going down-Running, jump last 2 steps

I also sometimes blink when reaching the top of my home stairs, then thinking theres another step, I stumble, hit the wall, walk backwards and fall back down the stairs.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 21:02:08


Like a normal person and walk up them, how do you get upstairs in public? If I'm ever out and see a mother fucker going up the stairs on his hands and feet like a pussy I'm pushing them down to the bottom.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 21:35:32


I have evolved. At first, I just walked up normally when I was wee wittle. Then, in my tweenish years I started going on my hands and feet, since I kept falling. Then, around teen years I started just running. Now, I go 2 steps at a time because it's more convienent, yet, I always crouch and jump at the last step for overly dramatic awesomeness.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 22:59:43


I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:02:43


i fly up them using my vaginal lips as wings


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:03:40


At 10/12/09 10:59 PM, gman12 wrote: I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.

Fuck your sig! :P

I usually job up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:05:07


I use my flagella.

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:05:09


I will find you, One day Op. I will invite you to the second floor of my house, watch as you crawl up the stairs, and then, when you least expect it... I will grab your ankle, and pull, dragging you back down the stairs.

and trust me, We will do this ALL DAY until you get it right.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:05:24


At 10/12/09 11:03 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 10/12/09 10:59 PM, gman12 wrote: I usually grab the railing with both my hands and launch myself up the stairs. It's really fun. Going down? I barrel, not fall, down the stairs at a very high rate of speed.
Fuck your sig! :P

I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.

I can't fucking type. :(


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:22:27


At 10/12/09 11:05 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.
I can't fucking type. :(

You can't seem to make very funny jokes either.

On topic though, I either take them 2 at a time or turn my hips a little to the side and job up them 1 at a time partially sideways.

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:44:37


I always take 2 steps at a time. Mostly because if I take 1 at a time, it hurts my legs.

Also, 3 fucking school stories X.X

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:54:18


I imagine myself at the top of the stairs.
Therefore, I am at the top of the stairs.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-12 23:57:56


At 10/12/09 11:22 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote:
At 10/12/09 11:05 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
I usually jog* up steps 2 at a time, then when I get to the top I shadow box like Rocky.
I can't fucking type. :(
You can't seem to make very funny jokes either.

Well a boring prick such as yourself naturally wouldn't find me funny.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 00:10:24


At 10/12/09 11:57 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Oddly enough, I always walk up the stairs on the ball of my foot, I rarely ever put my whole foot down.

Same here, and I have to take them one at a time. It's kinda annoying with people rushing past me going two at a time...


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 00:17:47


At 10/13/09 12:10 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:
At 10/12/09 11:57 AM, tigerkitty wrote: Oddly enough, I always walk up the stairs on the ball of my foot, I rarely ever put my whole foot down.
Same here, and I have to take them one at a time. It's kinda annoying with people rushing past me going two at a time...

Sorry if I elbowed you whilst passing your slow self.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 00:56:26


Going down i sometimes take a huge step on the 3rd bottom step to miss the last two steps.

I have no idea why

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 00:57:23


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Yeah, I bet you do.

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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 01:23:34


One step at a time.....


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 01:37:59


I moonwalk up the stairs. Gets me laid all the time.


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Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 01:48:26


At 10/12/09 11:15 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Tell me something NG how do you go up the stairs? Because I go on my hands and feet, and that's because i fell down the stairs a few times, so i want to take extra precaution. AM i the only one that does this, or do you guys do different methods too?

That must be a fairly bad habit, didn't anyone at all help you out with that problem? Guess it doesn't matter.

I walk holding the rails, and sometimes take like two steps at a time and sort of run up looking at the ground.

Response to how do you walk up stairs? 2009-10-13 02:05:01


I go up the stairs like the spiderwalk scene in the exorcist but in reverse. cause she walked down the stairs.