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New game
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621464\
New game easy medals
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
Another game :-p
The first one was Epic Hard Maze btw
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
At 7/14/13 10:41 AM, MatthewF wrote:
Another game :-p
The first one was Epic Hard Maze btw
Medals:
Tell That To Tagaki: get shot.
Fists With Your Toes: get one bullet.
MIllion Dollar Deals For Breakfast: get 3 bullets.
No More Table: no more table; get to the end.
Yippee Ki Yay, Melon Farmer: beat game. (Once you get out from under the table, you'll have to spam the Z button. It'll tell you when with an icon next to the 3 bullets.)
Have at it, mah boyeez. :D
Hooray animal cruelty!
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Unpublished Submission
Awful game with medals. Ever since medals are instantly added and don't have to be approved anymore, it has taken a turn for the worse with horrible games having medals. Having the highest medal score has become more a matter of "
how much crap can I endure while having 0 fun
" than being good at playing games, atleast that's how it seems to me. No offense to anyone with many medals intented, just frustrated at such games that only pass because the author attaches some shiny medals.
At 7/14/13 07:26 PM, Asandir wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621511
That game has the stench of Fortunacus all over it.
At 7/14/13 07:26 PM, Asandir wrote: Awful game with medals. Ever since medals are instantly added and don't have to be approved anymore, it has taken a turn for the worse with horrible games having medals. Having the highest medal score has become more a matter of "how much crap can I endure while having 0 fun" than being good at playing games, atleast that's how it seems to me.
Even with the old system the highest medal score became an endurence race rather than a matter of skill, yet I'm really confident the top 5 in the medal ranking are also amongst the very best gamers on this website. Thankfully I don't see things the way you do (the day I have 0 fun playing medal games will be the day I quit playing them), but I do understand your point. I think the overall quality of the average medal game is still above par, but there are some really crappy games out there. Now that we have API-mods that are also really active medal grinders, it would be pretty easy to restore the old system. This way the worst of the worst wouldn't be approved. It also has some other advantages, like making sure the medal points in the game reflect the difficulty of the medals, or fixing obvious medal issues before Ionrayner leaves a 0-star review. I don't think this process would take much longer than a day. The downside would be that the 'First Users to Unlock' feature becomes completely useless, unless we can find a way to reset it as soon as the medals get approved.
Thanks for making me think about the possibility, as I think it might improve the overall medal earning experience.
At 7/15/13 03:39 AM, Nijsse wrote: yet I'm really confident the top 5 in the medal ranking are also amongst the very best gamers on this website
I knew it could be worth to reach the 5th rank last week :D
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In this game
how I get to "the island"? I miss only this medal..
At 7/13/13 08:59 AM, DepresiveNeko wrote:At 7/13/13 06:55 AM, Asandir wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621427i not suprise me, if the medals for this game will be reduce to 10 point
300 easy points points to make up for using Zelda music for such a game :/
Yea.. they are too much actually. Not to mention, I didn't see any difference between the 2 bears other than the color?
Also, 100 pts for submitting your score?
I'll PM the author ._.
At 7/14/13 11:12 AM, Exedor wrote: Medals
Secret medals shouldn't be publicly revealed. It's one of the rules in this thread (and actually, they shouldn't be publicly revealed anywhere else). The author decided to make them secret for a reason.
You can give hints/send PMs if you want, but anything else is not allowed.
At 7/15/13 03:39 AM, Nijsse wrote:At 7/14/13 07:26 PM, Asandir wrote:Thanks for making me think about the possibility, as I think it might improve the overall medal earning experience.
I feel the same way Asandir (I kinda mentioned it in point 8 here.)
Ever since the redesign, any crappy game can have medals.
When API-mods were introduced, I also thought about the possibility of going back to the old system. But at the same time, I thought that the new system is user-friendly. Authors don't have to wait for approval, and they can add new medals whenever they want. Also, new game developers can easily get recognized with medals (even if his game sucks). Without medals, some games will go unnoticed.
But I think we can make it work if we can tweak it a little bit. We'll see how that works :O
At 7/15/13 06:52 AM, Syrreal wrote:At 7/15/13 03:39 AM, Nijsse wrote: yet I'm really confident the top 5 in the medal ranking are also amongst the very best gamers on this websiteI knew it could be worth to reach the 5th rank last week :D
Damn..
At 7/15/13 06:46 PM, Shantom wrote: Secret medals shouldn't be publicly revealed. It's one of the rules in this thread (and actually, they shouldn't be publicly revealed anywhere else). The author decided to make them secret for a reason.
You can give hints/send PMs if you want, but anything else is not allowed.
Oops. Sorry, didn't know. I'd seen them in reviews before, and I only recently found this thread. Bummer there's no way to edit or remove posts. :\
At 7/15/13 11:37 AM, Ray80 wrote: In this game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621102
how I get to "the island"? I miss only this medal..
It shows up every 13 weeks on the far west side of the island clusters surrounding the lagoon. You can either randomly click for it, or be good at spotting the difference on your map.
At 7/16/13 10:36 AM, Shantom wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621584
Is it just me, or is the epilogue broken? It is always stuck at 65% loading or thereabouts after the jail scene.
I also have the shytty luck of missing a lot of medals that I should otherwise qualify for, such as 8 flawless victories, and defeating Boris (that drug guy, that's his name right?).
Oh, and a new secret medal has appeared:
I could swear the update just invalidated my save file for this game....
At 7/17/13 06:09 AM, Fooliolo wrote: Is it just me, or is the epilogue broken? It is always stuck at 65% loading or thereabouts after the jail scene.
I also have the shytty luck of missing a lot of medals that I should otherwise qualify for, such as 8 flawless victories, and defeating Boris (that drug guy, that's his name right?).
I already PMed the author about it. Sorry for not mentioning it ._.
The loading screen was stuck even when I resumed the game (after the jail scene). I tried both Chrome and FF.
I didn't have any problem getting medals though?
Oh and how can I get the medal "Relics Unveiled" btw?
At 7/17/13 06:27 AM, Fooliolo wrote: Oh, and a new secret medal has appeared:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621556
I could swear the update just invalidated my save file for this game....
It did, and the author added a way for me to get that secret medal. :o
But it seems he didn't remove it yet o,0;
At 7/17/13 08:05 AM, Shantom wrote:At 7/17/13 06:27 AM, Fooliolo wrote: Oh, and a new secret medal has appeared:It did, and the author added a way for me to get that secret medal. :o
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621556
I could swear the update just invalidated my save file for this game....
But it seems he didn't remove it yet o,0;
Can you tell me?
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/17/13 08:02 AM, Shantom wrote: Oh and how can I get the medal "Relics Unveiled" btw?
Get all the secret caches. It takes 5 action points to loot one. With the exception of one, maybe two of them, they're not difficult to find if you're observant. However, they're usually in out-of-the-way locations. Since you can always undo a move action, you can just check all the suspicious spots on the map and see if a special action is available. Ironically, they usually have less money than the boss, but they more than make up for it with snazzy accessory equips.
IIRC, there's at least 5 of them. Just to help you get started, ones of these secret caches is in the well in stages 2.1 and 2.2.
I was rewarded this medal after the last battle, at the same time I got the flawless victory and Zofia medals.
At 7/17/13 11:21 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Can you tell me?
I'm not supposed to :x
but many people know it already..
At 7/17/13 02:34 PM, Fooliolo wrote: IIRC, there's at least 5 of them. Just to help you get started, ones of these secret caches is in the well in stages 2.1 and 2.2.
I was rewarded this medal after the last battle, at the same time I got the flawless victory and Zofia medals.
Thanks
I think the secret near the well is the only 1 I got. :/
I don't think I'll play that game again unless the bug is fixed. Maybe we'll be able to start a new game with the same money/skills we had at the end. Getting other medals will be easier that way.
At 7/17/13 05:02 PM, Shantom wrote:At 7/17/13 11:21 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Can you tell me?I'm not supposed to :x
but many people know it already..
Got'em, but one medal requires the game to be beaten fairly however...oh well.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/17/13 06:09 AM, Fooliolo wrote: Is it just me, or is the epilogue broken? It is always stuck at 65% loading or thereabouts after the jail scene.
It should be fixed now.
Could someone send me a PM on how to get the two secret medals for this game?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
Hey, long time no see (Steam Summer Sale).
New game
Seems to be a decent shooter
And for every king that died, oh, they would crown another.
Two New Medal Games:
Unpublished Submission
Not sure how to get these medals (if anyone gets them, PM me since they are secret), so I'm not sure if they work or not.
and:
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 7/18/13 06:17 PM, VJF wrote: Could someone send me a PM on how to get the two secret medals for this game?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/620829
Can I get a PM for the second one?
At 7/19/13 07:10 AM, VJF wrote: Two New Medal Games:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/621838
Not sure how to get these medals (if anyone gets them, PM me since they are secret), so I'm not sure if they work or not.
Nope, broken. Tried with tab/space and clicking.
And for every king that died, oh, they would crown another.
