At 2/18/11 04:04 AM, queenofbabes wrote: c'mon... there's always Lord Google and Almighty Wikipedia.

I seriously hope that's not the response you all will adopt when asked other questions that may or may not have previously existed. Human charity -2. But thank you for the answer, so there will be enough rage for now. Unless another jebus-forsakened game shows its ugly middle finger... I promise to make it more private.

Has anyone gotten the 100-point medal in Cap Stack? It seems like it would require an insane amount of luck and patience.

And has anyone gotten the Pacifist medal from Cat Astro Phi since PhotonStorm updated it? If no one gets it next week, I'ma call it broken.

Finally finished that game, takes way too long. After the first 30 mins or so, I just started firing and then coming back to that screen in 2 minutes. And after that long grind, maybe it's time I finish World Revolution RPG? I think i'm level 24 now, just got the alien guy. How many more hours of that game do I have left?

At 2/18/11 03:00 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Finally finished that game, takes way too long. After the first 30 mins or so, I just started firing and then coming back to that screen in 2 minutes. And after that long grind, maybe it's time I finish World Revolution RPG? I think i'm level 24 now, just got the alien guy. How many more hours of that game do I have left?

In terms of finishing that particular storyline, less than an hour, tops.

In terms of getting to lvl 30... a lot longer, maybe a few hours?

At 2/18/11 03:00 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Finally finished that game, takes way too long. After the first 30 mins or so, I just started firing and then coming back to that screen in 2 minutes. And after that long grind, maybe it's time I finish World Revolution RPG? I think i'm level 24 now, just got the alien guy. How many more hours of that game do I have left?

Hope you have a second save for that point, otherwise you will have to start from the beginning for the other two end medals.

At 2/18/11 02:11 PM, Fooliolo wrote:

At 2/18/11 04:04 AM, queenofbabes wrote:

Has anyone gotten the 100-point medal in Cap Stack? It seems like it would require an insane amount of luck and patience.

I have all medals in that game.

In unrelated news, MightyTarakan's latest game is easily exploitable, and he's accusing me of cheating ON THE GAME'S SUBMISSION PAGE. It's pretty funny. I sent him a private message that explains how I'm doing it and says "Code your game better, and don't call people out unless you're 100% sure you're right."

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  Tarakan

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  Tarakan trying to escape from the mysterious tentacles of death!

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The game's garbage, incidentally.

At 2/18/11 04:45 PM, EdyKel wrote:

At 2/18/11 03:00 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Finally finished that game, takes way too long. After the first 30 mins or so, I just started firing and then coming back to that screen in 2 minutes. And after that long grind, maybe it's time I finish World Revolution RPG? I think i'm level 24 now, just got the alien guy. How many more hours of that game do I have left?

Hope you have a second save for that point, otherwise you will have to start from the beginning for the other two end medals.

Yeah I have an older save from level 17 or something. Not sure if i'm going to go for those. I mentioned this before but the author is a dick for not letting us know that you fail missions automatically for accepting a new person on your team.

So, I was playing Burrito Bison, and I ended a run at the first door, near the top. When I pressed "retry" it sent me to the normal starting platform, but I was in the air, somehow. When I launched I discovered I was somehow floating above the normal area, and so were the gummies. I managed to snap a picture, amidst my confusion, though. Did this happen to anyone else? Also, it fixed itself after that round.

At 2/18/11 06:51 PM, WonderTheHedgehog wrote: So, I was playing Burrito Bison, and I ended a run at the first door, near the top. When I pressed "retry" it sent me to the normal starting platform, but I was in the air, somehow. When I launched I discovered I was somehow floating above the normal area, and so were the gummies. I managed to snap a picture, amidst my confusion, though. Did this happen to anyone else? Also, it fixed itself after that round.

I had the exact same thing happen to me last night while playing, and yeah, it fixed itself on the next try. It was pretty neat looking, I'll say that much.

How am i Supposed to get max speed in BurritoBison. I got all the upgrades.

At 2/18/11 07:43 PM, kittehg0d wrote: How am i Supposed to get max speed in BurritoBison. I got all the upgrades.

I found the best way to do this was to find / do three things often:

-Try to hit as many rockets as possible and hold mouse click down
-Try to hit as many bubble gummies as possible and use one hand (two fingers) to double tap the left mouse button
-Try to smash down into purple things which will put you into the sky. This gives you a burst of speed when you hit the ground.

All three examples have a chance of putting you above the sky which increases your speed. Also hitting any of them without going into the sky will increase your speed (purple things less than rocket / bubbles).

At 2/18/11 02:11 PM, Fooliolo wrote: Human charity -2.

I'm sure we all try to be helpful here, but a little googling never hurts. Just saying.

Has anyone gotten the 100-point medal in Cap Stack? It seems like it would require an insane amount of luck and patience.

Unfortunately, it is completely luck based. Good luck.

At 2/18/11 08:47 PM, waynerz99 wrote:

At 2/18/11 07:43 PM, kittehg0d wrote: How am i Supposed to get max speed in BurritoBison. I got all the upgrades.

-Try to hit as many rockets as possible and hold mouse click down
-Try to hit as many bubble gummies as possible and use one hand (two fingers) to double tap the left mouse button
-Try to smash down into purple things which will put you into the sky. This gives you a burst of speed when you hit the ground.

The important thing is to stay airborne. If you hit the ground (without bodyslam) you lose speed. If you hit cop gummies you lose more. You already have all upgrades, so be liberal with bodyslamming. If I'm quite high up, but not enough to go through the clouds, I just bodyslam at the apex of my 'flight'. If I get lucky and hit a purple floating gummy nearby it will send me through the clouds, which increases speed and automatically adds one bodyslam.

Also, is the 25pt secret medal for 'The Humans Are Dead' working for anyone?

At 2/18/11 11:16 AM, DiMono wrote: If you add it up, the 8 you have should come to 500pts. So I highly doubt there are others.

It is great how Juicy Beast apparently did not include any medals for registering their website or spending money in Mochi coins as in previous games.

At 2/18/11 01:33 PM, ixfd64 wrote: FYI: the third Game Jam has started. There will probably be quite a few games with medals!

Unapproved medals I hope. Otherwise all the games that were submitted first will just be ignored. There are already a bunch of games in the waiting list :( Also, it's a three day jam or something, so maybe we will get the same thing as last time, bugged medals with the wrong amount of points.

At 2/18/11 04:45 PM, EdyKel wrote: Hope you have a second save for that point, otherwise you will have to start from the beginning for the other two end medals.

I don't want to fool anybody. Please save in all slots at different points. Have some precautions. BUT I think you don't need to do that. After I finished one storyline, I loaded my last save point, which was just before the final battle, and I continued to another storyline. I don't know.

At 2/18/11 02:11 PM, Fooliolo wrote: Human charity -2.

:(

At 2/18/11 02:11 PM, Fooliolo wrote: Has anyone gotten the 100-point medal in Cap Stack? It seems like it would require an insane amount of luck and patience.

I got it. Dimono got it. Others got it. Read below...

At 2/18/11 10:23 PM, queenofbabes wrote: Unfortunately, it is completely luck based. Good luck.

Read some comments here. Could help... Or not.

Finally, after some simple math, I conclude that I played Plinko 900 times (seriously). Anyone got the hardest medal legitimately?

At 2/19/11 04:06 AM, Phenom9 wrote: Finally, after some simple math, I conclude that I played Plinko 900 times (seriously). Anyone got the hardest medal legitimately?

Tried to get it yesterday. I got all the prices correct (with help from the guide, of course), so I had 5 coins. I dropped them all in the middle 'slot' so that my chances of hitting $10,000 were at their highest. The first 4 hit the $10,000, and I thought 'Is it really gonna happen?', but the last one was a big fat zero for me. So I only got the medal for $30,100. Blegh.

Congrats to WonderTheHedgehog for getting both 100pt medals on Lastman, within 24 hours. You sir, are one sick puppy!

At 2/18/11 02:11 PM, Fooliolo wrote: And has anyone gotten the Pacifist medal from Cat Astro Phi since PhotonStorm updated it? If no one gets it next week, I'ma call it broken.

Nope, it didn't work for me yesterday.

At 2/18/11 11:57 PM, queenofbabes wrote: Also, is the 25pt secret medal for 'The Humans Are Dead' working for anyone?

Nein, you have to quit after every match, so it's impossible to play 2 in a row.

At 2/19/11 05:21 AM, Nijsse wrote:

At 2/18/11 11:57 PM, queenofbabes wrote: Also, is the 25pt secret medal for 'The Humans Are Dead' working for anyone?

Nein, you have to quit after every match, so it's impossible to play 2 in a row.

Thanks for clearing that up. I guess we can officially declare it broken.

So I decided to load up an old saved game and continue with This is Madness 2010, and I'm always stuck at this screen. The sheriff runs off to the right, the savior flies up through the ceiling, and after killing the 2 remaining guys I cannot proceed to the screen on the right. Has the game become broken after it was updated or something? Did this happen to anyone?

At 2/19/11 04:06 AM, Phenom9 wrote: Finally, after some simple math, I conclude that I played Plinko 900 times (seriously). Anyone got the hardest medal legitimately?

There are plenty of luck-based medals out there, but Plinko is also boring and extremely annoying. How you had the perseverance to play 900 times, I don't know. Mathematically, assuming 5 coins (using the guide), the probability of getting 50k is 0.00153 or 1 in 654. It is depressing to know that you cannot get it even after 900 tries.

At 2/19/11 06:29 AM, queenofbabes wrote:

How you had the perseverance to play 900 times, I don't know.
I just played 10 times a day for 2 months as the guide suggests, it is not too hard to do that. Two months have about 60 days. So I played 600 times. I put some extra effort in the weekends and I got an extra of 300 attempts. With a total of 900. The achievement should seriously be worth more points or become unapproved. But that will never happen...

I don't know why I play it. I'm addicted. I even got most prices memorized.

At 2/19/11 07:27 AM, Phenom9 wrote: I don't know why I play it. I'm addicted. I even got most prices memorized.

... Ok, that's scary.

At 2/19/11 07:53 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: ... Ok, that's scary.

Indeed.

Burrito Bison has three 100 point medals, which in my opinion are all worth about 25 points each... This points thing is really screwed up.

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Argh, I hate how this game's jump height differs with each jump. I must have been running for 10 minutes, and all I get is this. Fuck.

I had this crazy idea... Using an userstyle it is possible to change the appearance of web pages on your computer. So I wrote the prices I have some doubts with in the sidebar. Can I actually use this? It sure is cheating :P And crazy of course.

At 2/19/11 11:05 AM, Phenom9 wrote: I had this crazy idea

Why don't you just go here, hit Ctrl+F and search for the right product? I think that's better.

At 2/19/11 11:37 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: Why don't you just go here, hit Ctrl+F and search for the right product? I think that's better.

Nevermind I'll go with that.

At 2/19/11 06:21 AM, queenofbabes wrote: So I decided to load up an old saved game and continue with This is Madness 2010, and I'm always stuck at this screen. The sheriff runs off to the right, the savior flies up through the ceiling, and after killing the 2 remaining guys I cannot proceed to the screen on the right. Has the game become broken after it was updated or something? Did this happen to anyone?

Just tried it. It worked fine for me, but there was a slight delay to the next screen...

At 2/19/11 10:11 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: klaewhghkvnwfkliva

Argh, I hate how this game's jump height differs with each jump. I must have been running for 10 minutes, and all I get is this. Fuck.

Yeah, there are a few bugs in that game. If you need, there is a guide I did for it that might have a few tips and tricks you're not aware of - like jumping over walls that touch the top screen.

At 2/19/11 12:25 PM, EdyKel wrote: Yeah, there are a few bugs in that game. If you need, there is a guide I did for it that might have a few tips and tricks you're not aware of - like jumping over walls that touch the top screen.

Hey thanks man, I didn't know there was a guide available. I'll sure check it out.

Also, omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!

At 2/19/11 11:05 AM, Phenom9 wrote: I had this crazy idea... Using an userstyle it is possible to change the appearance of web pages on your computer. So I wrote the prices I have some doubts with in the sidebar. Can I actually use this? It sure is cheating :P And crazy of course.

Yeah you're crazy. I have a whole list of prices in a little something called Notepad. Though apparently some items only appear at certain times of the week.

I also calculated that on average, it takes 16-17 hours of straight playing to get $50k.

does anyone remember this game?

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  Kung Fu Attack

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I'm missing the medals called "JUGGLER" and I do not know how to get it, does anyone remember how to get it?

At 2/19/11 01:05 PM, ugolegend94 wrote: does anyone remember this game?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 0392
I'm missing the medals called "JUGGLER" and I do not know how to get it, does anyone remember how to get it?

Grab the move Flip Kick or w/e. It seems like the corpses cease to exist long before you get the combo without this move. Then just keep spamming up attack all day, jumping as necessary.