At 4/1/10 05:52 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Reupload:
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50k is actually pretty hard...

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This is "meda1", same as before; they don't award you points.

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  Button Game 1

  by BanglaBoy96

  Possible the best game EVER.

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Once more, no points awarded.

At 4/1/10 07:17 PM, WonderTheHedgehog wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8851
Once more, no points awarded.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Ok now I'm really thinking someone leaked the medal API. Where else would all these games be getting the API from? It's not public, I just checked, unless it's on a page other than the flash API page.

The April Fool jokes are getting stale...

Wow, shit, they need to slow down....

At 4/1/10 08:03 PM, Callum123456 wrote:

At 4/1/10 07:31 PM, LDAF wrote:

At 4/1/10 07:17 PM, WonderTheHedgehog wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8851
Once more, no points awarded.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Ok now I'm really thinking someone leaked the medal API. Where else would all these games be getting the API from? It's not public, I just checked, unless it's on a page other than the flash API page.%u2248%u2248%u2248

I think it has leaked as none of those games are
here.%u2248%u2248%u2248

They don't show up there because the medals don't show up on a "side bar", just like FUI2 and Hoverbot.

l'm pretty pissed off with these new games.Especially the one with the rapids (50 seconds is kinda unreal) and Tremerz...l can make it with all the guys, but l always lose one in the final part because no matter how soon l jump, l either get my first one killed because he lands ON the worm, or my last one because she didn't jump soon enough.
l also tried long jumps, but they don't work either.

At 4/1/10 08:28 PM, HeavyTank wrote: l'm pretty pissed off with these new games.Especially the one with the rapids (50 seconds is kinda unreal) and Tremerz...l can make it with all the guys, but l always lose one in the final part because no matter how soon l jump, l either get my first one killed because he lands ON the worm, or my last one because she didn't jump soon enough.
l also tried long jumps, but they don't work either.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Jump pretty much right when you see it come at you and while in the air move towards it. It will move under you and you will be on the opposite side. Repeat this pattern and you should get it fine.

That's what I did.

At 4/1/10 08:34 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Jump pretty much right when you see it come at you and while in the air move towards it. It will move under you and you will be on the opposite side. Repeat this pattern and you should get it fine.

That's what I did.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Hah, as always I got it as soon as I posted about not being able to get it :)
What I did was go to the opposite side of the screen and jump to the other end of the screen, going above the worm.What will be a problem will be the "Ladie's Man" medal...

At 4/1/10 08:37 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 4/1/10 08:34 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Jump pretty much right when you see it come at you and while in the air move towards it. It will move under you and you will be on the opposite side. Repeat this pattern and you should get it fine.

That's what I did.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Hah, as always I got it as soon as I posted about not being able to get it :)
What I did was go to the opposite side of the screen and jump to the other end of the screen, going above the worm.What will be a problem will be the "Ladie's Man" medal...%u2248%u2248%u2248

Nah, it's not that bad. Just kill off the guys as soon as you get them, the way I did this was stand just barely off the center of a hole as the worm comes up. Should kill the guy and not you. Then just finish without a girl dying, not that hard.

At 4/1/10 08:40 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Nah, it's not that bad. Just kill off the guys as soon as you get them, the way I did this was stand just barely off the center of a hole as the worm comes up. Should kill the guy and not you. Then just finish without a girl dying, not that hard.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Yeah, l'll probably do it like this.Then l'll have to play that damn pissing game.Ugh.
By the way, if you want to avoid the KB filter, just use "L" instead of "EYE"

At 4/1/10 08:28 PM, HeavyTank wrote: l'm pretty pissed off with these new games.Especially the one with the rapids (50 seconds is kinda unreal) and Tremerz...l can make it with all the guys, but l always lose one in the final part because no matter how soon l jump, l either get my first one killed because he lands ON the worm, or my last one because she didn't jump soon enough.
l also tried long jumps, but they don't work either.%u2248%u2248%u2248

I'm pretty sure that the criteria for that medal in the rapid game is 100 seconds, not 50.

As for the last worm, use the trailer to gauge distance, then jump to the other side of it when before the worm hits it.

Oh, and Kevin Bacon finally beat Enigmata 2. The last boss was a pushover. It only took me two tries. I got a little too curious with the huge energy balls it spitted out on my first encounter... I learned after that not to touch them again.:D

At 4/1/10 08:42 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 4/1/10 08:40 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Nah, it's not that bad. Just kill off the guys as soon as you get them, the way I did this was stand just barely off the center of a hole as the worm comes up. Should kill the guy and not you. Then just finish without a girl dying, not that hard.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Yeah, l'll probably do it like this.Then l'll have to play that damn pissing game.Ugh.
By the way, if you want to avoid the KB filter, just use "L" instead of "EYE"%u2248%u2248%u2248

Well, l did know that, but l imagined you pretty much knew what l was saying.

The pissing game is difficult to complete. There is 5 medals and 3 are pretty easy, but the last two are difficult.

-Become too drunk.
-Submit your score.
-Score 5,000 points.
-Score 25,000 points.
Score 50,000 points.

I'm pretty sure those are the requirements, l may be wrong.

At 4/1/10 09:18 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: The medals in dot toucher 2000 aren't working for me.%u2248%u2248%u2248

I just got one, and that may be because I got a score over 2000. It's a pretty boring game...

Another medal for "dot toucher 2000" is to press the tab during the game.

The pissing game lags bad at higher levels....

At 4/1/10 09:36 PM, queenofbabes wrote: The pissing game lags bad at higher levels....%u2248%u2248%u2248

Yeah, and you can't even lower the quality..by the way, my "life saver" doesn't work when my armor reaches zero during the boss fight.
And I still can't beat him, even with a total of 25 energy-boosting items....fffffff.

DIE, STUPID SON OF A SPACE-BITCH!YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR NEAR-INFINITE HP UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE!
Erhm, anyway, it took me forever, but I played it safe by using the Mana Guardian+loads of Energy-boosting items...
The best tactic is to go left, hit his spinning ball, and when he goes left, you go right and hit his other spinning ball.Repeat for nearly 10 minutes.When you're in normal mode you immediately switch to Mana Guardian (if you don't have enough energy use an item-also, MG level 3 or more will help a lot).
Try not to stay in the center because if you switch back to normal while a plasma ball hits you, your days are over.
By the way, don't give any energy-boosting items to the MG because you will lose it when you switch back.
When you transform to MG you keep your current energy, so feel free to use it all up for extra damage while in MG mode.
(feel free to add this to any guide :D).

Ok now I'm really thinking someone leaked the medal API. Where else would all these games be getting the API from? It's not public, I just checked, unless it's on a page other than the flash API page.%u2248%u2248%u2248

I think it has leaked as none of those games are
here.

i agree it looks like mikey got authorization to the medal api link for dodge the bacon but then he used it for his other game dot toucher 2000 then he gave the link to banglaboy so he used it on the button toucher game

when will this colection be released?

I found Enigmata quite easy but hell it sure was a nice game.

Hmm, does anyone have any plans to write a Tremerz guide?Because if not, I could collect all the tips and tricks here in one "big" guide...(and yes, you will be credited).

i'm afraid to ask: does that wee express game has dicks in it?

At 4/2/10 09:52 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote: i'm afraid to ask: does that wee express game has dicks in it?

Yes, but it's pixelated.

I do not understand anything these games are jokes here or what? I received some medal but my points have not changed, is still April Fool 's?

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  Button Game 1

  by BanglaBoy96

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Some medals are from 0 points, haaaaaaaaaaaa

someone explain to me!!!!!

At 4/2/10 01:03 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Is level 10 in the Button Game even possible?

The level is possible, but you don't get a medal for beating the game so there's no point in beating it.

At 4/2/10 03:12 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 2255
Got another medal.

Turns out they're from Blasting Agent.

I noticed that a fairly long time ago but I didn't say anything because you can't get them.

At 4/2/10 03:38 PM, WonderTheHedgehog wrote: I noticed that a fairly long time ago but I didn't say anything because you can't get them.

Same here.What I really don't understand is how the heck did they manage to put 0 point medals is these retarded games...

At 4/2/10 04:48 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 4/2/10 03:38 PM, WonderTheHedgehog wrote: I noticed that a fairly long time ago but I didn't say anything because you can't get them.

Same here.What I really don't understand is how the heck did they manage to put 0 point medals is these retarded games...

They're only zero because they don't show up on the page; if you look FUI2 and Hoverbot show up as 0 point medals as well.

There is one thing I don't understand. When you log your stats they should be correct now, right? Well, my count shows that I have LESS points. This is getting more and more confusing.