At 12/22/09 06:24 AM, queenofbabes wrote:
Yes you can't sleep the last level.

>:(

In fact, I'm not sure you can sleep any levels in between and still get the medal. It happened to me twice, (finished last level having skipped some before, but the campaign ended and no medal was awarded) which was why I decided to bash through every single one of them without skipping on my third try. But then again, it might have been due to the 6 hour time limit thing.

That's retarded..first of all, they let you do it, and second, there is't any warning about not getting a medal if you sleep...oh, and there's also another) glitch: you play a level, beat it, and then the next level is the same one.
Happened to me 2 or 3 times.Annoying, but if you know how to beat it, it's probably a good thing.

The levels are not impossible, HeavyTank. Exercise that thing in between your ears.

Naw, that level didn't need any tactical thinking..there were just block falling around randomly, and you had to dogde them, and the map switched worlds by itself.I tried to survive for as long as l could, and still no exit.

At 12/19/09 03:46 PM, junkzm3 wrote: Got C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! by selecting that time-bomb dispenser guy and then hovering over the bomb right before it explodes. When it does, (quickly as possible) try to select the furthest back one as soon as possible for a 8x (if you get them all), then quickly throw anything you can into the guy for the max amount of beams before he gets hit and explodes.

That worked, I just did the same in Wave 10. Nice strategy.

Also Pentaforce medal is now obtainable, thank you Glaiel for caring :D

Two quick questions:

wtf is an attraction beam?

and for the "Use exactly two nukes and have ones leftover at the end" medal, are you supposed to use two and leave the other ones floating? or do you just have to have one equipped at the end of the game.

Also, KE, you should feel bad. haha

At 12/22/09 04:20 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Two quick questions:

wtf is an attraction beam?

and for the "Use exactly two nukes and have ones leftover at the end" medal, are you supposed to use two and leave the other ones floating? or do you just have to have one equipped at the end of the game.

Also, KE, you should feel bad. haha

the attraction beam is the lightning effect when you click two enemies and the enemies begin to attract each other, hence the name. In other words, the medal wants you to attract two things and keep them attracted for 15+ seconds without either of them dying. Easiest to do with a spiked boss.

you have to use EXACTLY two nukes, but have at LEAST one more in your cache by the end of the game. In other words, you get 3 nukes, but you use 2 of them. There are 4 nukes in the game and I don't know if getting the 4th one would stop you from getting the medal.

Hey guys any tips with 5-6 and 5-5 on Ching
Chong?

At 12/22/09 05:30 PM, OneRedMage wrote: you have to use EXACTLY two nukes, but have at LEAST one more in your cache by the end of the game. In other words, you get 3 nukes, but you use 2 of them. There are 4 nukes in the game and I don't know if getting the 4th one would stop you from getting the medal.

Getting another Nuke while you already have one only overwrites your existing one. You can still get the medal after that, because that's what I did. In other words, if you want the medal use the first two nukes you get and just pick up any other nukes you get without using them.

At 12/22/09 08:33 PM, KingExodus wrote: Hey guys any tips with 5-6 and 5-5 on Ching
Chong?

Unless you get more specific I would suggest watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W02l7zFl gk

At 12/22/09 08:33 PM, KingExodus wrote: Hey guys any tips with 5-6 and 5-5 on Ching
Chong?

5-5 is kinda obvious
Hold A in the bottom section the whole time and walljump to each level. for the last package in the lower section just keep running, fall down and jump back again, you'll just make it

from the mid section, take it easy, run when you need to and walk when you need

the top section, stand still to high jump and from there on run to the right side and when you get the package, run to the left
when you get the last package there, take it easy, walk if you need to and head to the statue
I'm not sure, but I think you need to be under 55 seconds there to get gold

5-6
when you fall in the mud, start over

beginning is easy, just take it easy cause if you run you'll just have to wait for the platform, so no running is required there

on the platforms, you need to cross over the third platform in one try. wait for the gun to shoot before you jump to the other ledge, dodge the gloves and wait for the platform

from there run and jump before the block that pops out (that's a son of a bitch, if you fall, restart)
wall jump the whole section (if you've done the last things all in one try you'll just be in a convenient way for this section. from there leap like you've never leapt before and you'll just make it to the other moving platform, take it easy there.
jump from one platform at a time (no need to run) when you reach the second last platform, start running and jump and run and jump again to the wall

walljump that section and once you reach the top, just run and jump at the last minute to get that package. you'll fall down in the hole again, just walljump again
from there, just A run the whole section and you'll reach the statue just in time

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  Santa Fu!

  by Mockery

  Santa Fu is a huge Christmas parody based on the classic "Kung Fu" game on the NES!

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New medal game out!

here we go again ^_^

I'm not playing that game anymore! it's way too gross

:D

At 12/23/09 09:36 AM, PHL-Himself wrote: I'm not playing that game anymore! it's way too gross

D

OMGWTF.....

At 12/23/09 09:38 AM, Angrylord wrote:

At 12/23/09 09:36 AM, PHL-Himself wrote: I'm not playing that game anymore! it's way too gross

D

OMGWTF.....

don't worry, it's not in the actual game, I just ps'ed it
for some reason I was thinking about that idea from the moment the first group attacked me

At 12/23/09 09:36 AM, PHL-Himself wrote: I'm not playing that game anymore! it's way too gross

D

All aboard the Man-train

At 12/23/09 08:51 AM, ProjektCOG wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 2160
New medal game out!

God, his games are always hilarious.
Guess since it's another I-Mockery game with medals, I could probably make another guide, too.

At 12/23/09 08:51 AM, ProjektCOG wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 2160
New medal game out!

Most of the medals are pretty easy, but Santa Fu Master's pretty hard.

Ugh, I almost had Santa Fu Master, but somehow the kid in back always does a fruity somersault into my face. Which is a shame because killing the boss is easy (hold down and kick and then Santa/Jesus will kill him self on your leg. Similar to holding crotch punch on that first boss (Iron Man)?

Great game. The ice climber music just fits so well... haha

Anybody who is making a guide should note that pressing the kick/punch buttons slower seems to make them more responsive them mashing very quickly. Instead of pressing it 6/7 times a second, try 3/4 times a second.

At 12/23/09 02:59 PM, junkzm3 wrote: Ugh, I almost had Santa Fu Master, but somehow the kid in back always does a fruity somersault into my face. Which is a shame because killing the boss is easy (hold down and kick and then Santa/Jesus will kill him self on your leg. Similar to holding crotch punch on that first boss (Iron Man)?

Got it, here are my tips
General:
If you get to the boss fast enough, the other monsters will back off or die instantly.
If you feel like the father is about to throw his pipe, its better to low attack him, you have a better chance of not getting hit.

Level 1: Simple enough, you can just hold crotch punch until Turbo Man/Iron Man dies

Level 2: If you can avoid being hit, the only falling object you really need to worry about and kill is the falling tea cup that spawns the thing that runs around. For the boss, you should dodge the candy canes if you can, but I don't remember them doing too much damage. Use kicks that reach just past his punches

Level 3: Get somewhat close and kick the snow mans head off, then hold low kick until he pulls out his hammer, get out of the way immediately when he does.

Level 4: A few kicks to the face early will back him into the wall where you can proceed to hold high kick as he keeps walking into them and dies

Level 5: If you screw up and get hit once, but want that Santa Fu Master medal, just die and try again. The boss itself will be easy enough, you can hold high kick or low kick and he will walk into it until his death.

Other tip: When you get an enemy stuck to you, they come off very fast when you hit the left and right buttons rapidly.

At 12/22/09 09:55 AM, DigDogy wrote:

At 12/19/09 03:46 PM, junkzm3 wrote: Got C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! by selecting that time-bomb dispenser guy and then hovering over the bomb right before it explodes. When it does, (quickly as possible) try to select the furthest back one as soon as possible for a 8x (if you get them all), then quickly throw anything you can into the guy for the max amount of beams before he gets hit and explodes.

That worked, I just did the same in Wave 10. Nice strategy.

Also Pentaforce medal is now obtainable, thank you Glaiel for caring :D

Blah, still not getting the 10+ combo medal. Anybody has a video of it or something?

Besides, any tips on having a surviving spike at the end? The boss just keeps killing them off...

At 12/23/09 06:51 PM, queenofbabes wrote:

At 12/22/09 09:55 AM, DigDogy wrote:

At 12/19/09 03:46 PM, junkzm3 wrote: Got C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! by selecting that time-bomb dispenser guy and then hovering over the bomb right before it explodes. When it does, (quickly as possible) try to select the furthest back one as soon as possible for a 8x (if you get them all), then quickly throw anything you can into the guy for the max amount of beams before he gets hit and explodes.

That worked, I just did the same in Wave 10. Nice strategy.

Also Pentaforce medal is now obtainable, thank you Glaiel for caring :D

Blah, still not getting the 10+ combo medal. Anybody has a video of it or something?

I think you get it by letting the purple thing explode and right before he explodes drag him to another enemy. I got 8x because I missed 2 missiles.

yay new game

Wow, this new game looks promising...not too hard, loads of medal points, and made by Mockery!

At 12/23/09 08:22 AM, PHL-Himself wrote:

At 12/22/09 08:33 PM, KingExodus wrote: Hey guys any tips with 5-6 and 5-5 on Ching
Chong?

Thanks mate while waiting for your reply I got BB and HM Platinum badges.

I requested if PHGF will implement a Resend system in Ching-Chong Beautiful because I got me Seppuku's Soul finally but now I rage because I don't has it.

Can someone help me with getting Drunken Deity :(

At 12/24/09 01:52 PM, Angrylord wrote: Can someone help me with getting Drunken Deity :(

That was out of nowhere. I have the medal, but I haven't played in such a long time, I don't think I can be of much help. Try the guide here. If that doesn't help, no one can really help you much, it's just a hard game that needs lots of practice and good reflexes. Took me forever to get that medal.

My profile medals ATM look awesome.
Lots of green and dark colors for the win.

God damn candy canes...

:and Rudolph the Laser-nosed reindeer... >_>

At 12/24/09 04:37 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: God damn candy canes...

and Rudolph the Laser-nosed reindeer... >_>

Dude...
All ya have to do is kick the flying shit out if him...