At 10/8/09 03:08 AM, skiller12 wrote: First time i started Fcuk game i started on last level. I killed myself, because i had no idea how to control it, so i expected THAT to be first level. Then i realized that there should be some tutorial, so i went into sol, changed completed level to 1 and passed rest of game.

how the hell did the game start fromthe last level?WTF?

For Sonny 2, i explained it, no need for more words

your explanation wasn't really satisfying...you must beat hunt before you beat the final boss...

Hover Bot, i said i meant that game gave me medals in random order.

lolwut?

Uh, anyway....l saw the ducks and out of pure luck l managed to get the medal...but l don't think l can destroy 95 sailboats..seems impossible to me :(

At 10/8/09 03:17 AM, skiller12 wrote: beats me how i start on last level? No

Fail phrase is fail.Serioualy, what is that suposed to mean?

This is my last post to this topic. If you really think i hack, go to MindChamber, tell him i hack and make him ban me, how simple. If you dont think i hack, then dont do anything. How simple

Don't worry, someone else will do it in my stead, and l think you know who it is.You're leaving this topic because you're out of excuses and you know it.See ya!

Oh, looks like secret medals are really secret now. The description doesn't show up on our profile pages anymore.

At 10/7/09 11:44 PM, Duffle wrote: Not to be an ass, but this isn't really one of those games that needs a guide. The only thing I can really think of that would be somewhat useful would be a video showing someone getting the "Sailor" medal.

As it happens I already made one and am still uploading it. I'll prolly ask one of the guide makers to embed it.

At 10/8/09 03:08 AM, skiller12 wrote: Stuff about stuff

Seriously? You defending yourself poorly made me want to check your profile and you have a few more games that are shifty:

Bunny Invasion - Upgraded everything and got all trophies before the spend, kill, and bullet trophy
Cave of Wonders - Gold Sword got before Lou Lou
Dadgame - 100% before beating the ninja

At 10/8/09 03:41 AM, Wylo wrote: Seriously? You defending yourself poorly made me want to check your profile and you have a few more games that are shifty:

Cave of Wonders - Gold Sword got before Lou Lou

Actually, the "All Medals" medal registers before the last one you get. Check your own profile, you have that setup too.

That aside, he has admitted to hacking a few games, so I'm pretty sure he hacked a few games.

At 10/8/09 04:05 AM, Duffle wrote: That aside, he has admitted to hacking a few games, so I'm pretty sure he hacked a few games.

Well, in your opinion, will he end up like dsfgsfhgs or not?

At 10/8/09 04:39 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 10/8/09 04:05 AM, Duffle wrote: That aside, he has admitted to hacking a few games, so I'm pretty sure he hacked a few games.

Well, in your opinion, will he end up like dsfgsfhgs or not?

Probably, eventually. I'm sure there are people who don't like a hacker being at the top of the list. They'll PM PsychoGoldfish quoting this guy's admission to hacking, and he'll get his medals deleted when Psycho gets around to it.

Personally, I don't really care too much about other people's medals. I see them as a challenge, and they add to replay value for flash games. They serve as a reminder that I've completed everything a game's author challenged the player to do, but I really only care about my own medals in that regard. I could honestly care less about what medals everyone else has.

At 10/8/09 04:57 AM, Duffle wrote: Personally, I don't really care too much about other people's medals. I see them as a challenge, and they add to replay value for flash games. They serve as a reminder that I've completed everything a game's author challenged the player to do, but I really only care about my own medals in that regard. I could honestly care less about what medals everyone else has.

True enough, but, you know, the thought that someone else got a medal without any effort whatsoever while you took hours or even days (if we're talking about medals like DD, or OCD+) to get it..well, it kinda ticks me off.
Anyway, does anyone know when will the "upcoming games" list will be updated?

At 10/8/09 05:08 AM, Pesticide wrote: Accusing people is pointless, at least in this thread. It's evident that the NG team is busy with whatever and they clearly don't have the time to mess around with the medal system itself, nor the cheaters that wish to abuse it. The medal system is obviously a low priority at the moment. I assume the lit portal, chat and other things are keeping everyone occupied, and I can deal with that.

Wait..did you say lit portal?From what l know the lit portal appeared on a scam site that wanted to make users give their NG username and passwrod...you know, phishing...but l've never heard of it on NG itself...

Most moderators (or administrators for that matter) rarely, if not at all visit this thread. How exactly are we going to stop people abusing the system by reporting it in this thread? It's irrelevant in this here. A better approach could be private messaging PsychoGoldfish (or possibly Tom). Give them enough evidence to support your claim and done. (of course, don't just report over very minor things like medals that didn't get resent, etc.)

I'm pretty sure Caraboo will PM PG, don't worry about that...the accusation is made here because users can confirm/reject the accusations...it's not like nobody is going to report anything...

Private messaging is a much better way of reporting cheaters than crying and posting in this thread.

See above

For some reason the medals in Stampers quest still aren't working. not even on pop-up mode. Any suggestions?

At 10/8/09 07:16 AM, Powdinet wrote: For some reason the medals in Stampers quest still aren't working. not even on pop-up mode. Any suggestions?

I guess the only thing you can do is wait until they fix them. I just tried getting them with my alt account but they don't register. So yeah.

In other news, the Professional medal in Fig. 8 is still not working and it's still driving me nuts.

At 10/7/09 05:02 PM, Powdinet wrote: Is it me or the recent bug fix in Stamper's quest for Fags made the medals pop-up, but not save on the profile :/

At 10/8/09 07:16 AM, Powdinet wrote: For some reason the medals in Stampers quest still aren't working. not even on pop-up mode. Any suggestions?

Yeah, after I updated the game, I noticed in the reviews that the medals weren't working.

I'll try to fix them when I get home from school today.

And if the medals just stop working all together, I'll just get Tom to remove the medals from the system.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

At 10/8/09 10:02 AM, Kevin wrote: Yeah, after I updated the game, I noticed in the reviews that the medals weren't working.

I'll try to fix them when I get home from school today.

And if the medals just stop working all together, I'll just get Tom to remove the medals from the system.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thank you for actually caring!

As far as skiller12 goes, I'm not going to report him to anyone, I'm too lazy to do that. However, messing around with him and provoking the stupid responses I think I've ever seen from someone is very entertaining, plus it brings you all in on it to help decide what is solid evidence against him and what isn't so if any of YOU want to report him you can. I was just enlightening the world to his presence and medal 'glitches'. I don't give a damn if he's hacked or not, but some of you guys do. Haha I just thought I'd give you the evidence necessary to accuse him.

Just think of me as CSI for y'all. Ha

Sorry for the double post, but i just updated the petition with Stamper's Quest For Fags and I started thinking.. wasn't there another game that was kind of busted up due to an update or something? Someone let me know if this is true and what game it is because I'd like to keep the petition up to date. Thanks!

about skiller12, i have two more things to prove he really hacked:

1- Enigmata: Demon Lord Genu is the second medal he got.
2- Hover Bot Arena2: after just a little while in judgement, the game got medals, so he couldn't have gotten the hiper bot medal before the game got the medals.

who's gonna report?

in other news, i give up in the sailor medal. i can't crush more than 93 boats, and my arm hurts. i'll wait for another game then.

Yeah, after I updated the game, I noticed in the reviews that the medals weren't working.

I'll try to fix them when I get home from school today.

And if the medals just stop working all together, I'll just get Tom to remove the medals from the system.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don't remove them plez :(

I find a little digging around in NG Logs is also fun:

http://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/mymeda ls.php?id=4254

It's people that beat more or less four or five games in 2-3 days that I always keep my eye on. Most or all of those games tend to take the average player at least one day to complete. Of course, I forget about them a couple days later, so I really can't use the phrase "always keep."
But you know what I mean. I think.

At 10/8/09 12:04 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: about skiller12, i have two more things to prove he really hacked:

1- Enigmata: Demon Lord Genu is the second medal he got.
2- Hover Bot Arena2: after just a little while in judgement, the game got medals, so he couldn't have gotten the hiper bot medal before the game got the medals.

who's gonna report?

in other news, i give up in the sailor medal. i can't crush more than 93 boats, and my arm hurts. i'll wait for another game then.

The sailor medal only took me two tries. Stick with it. Stay close to the right edge and just keep popping up. That way you have time to get anything that rolls past you.

He has a ton of sketchy medals. Sonny, pirate golf, portal defenders, enigmata, and a few others done without cheating. It doesn't matter right now though. Those right there can't ever be done in that order.

Hover bot doesn't seem too horrible to me. To upgrade, you only need to get to the 4 minute round where the runners drop 5 red. You can pop out 60k medal a round on that with a slow computer. At least I did. The first minute runs smooth, but when they stack up, each second takes 2-3. And with a well placed bomb, you can instantly get 4-6k medal. So, I was able to get 60k medal a try on it 100% of the time. Granted I did it after I did everything else, and he did it first, who knows. For this reason I can't beat 5 min shooter even on lowest quality :(.

He could have stopped before getting 20k each time, or he could have just spent it down while in match. Because you can do that in that game. Then he could have proceeded with the storyline. But it seems unlikely.

Miami Shark Sailor Video

At 10/8/09 01:32 PM, Wylo wrote: Miami Shark Sailor Video

I used that same strategy but I used the moving boats more to my advantage because sometimes those chains of 3 still boats are a pain to get unless you do it perfectly. Good video though!

Shit I destroyed 93 sailor boats, so near. I will have to try again.

booyeah! i got the sailor medal!

At 10/8/09 01:32 PM, Wylo wrote: Miami Shark Sailor Video

Wait..is there a pause button for that game?I think not...oh damn, well, l guess that this makes this video not as useful as it could be...well, at least it shows you what to do...

Also, wow, a medal game author that actually cares!Amazing!...by the way, about that guy...why did he even bother registering to NGlogs?
He knew that people were going to suspect him because he got so many medals so fast, and in such an odd succession...and l bet that he's reading this thread, even if he's not posting.

Yes! finally I get Sailor medal. All my effort was well worth it.

At 10/8/09 01:32 PM, Wylo wrote: Miami Shark Sailor Video

I have added the video to my guide.

Great job by the way :D

I haven't beaten it either

well i can vouch for skiller when talking about toos the turtle. i was using either the first or second cannon and it was one of the first days it had been released (it hadnt been updated much yet). when i was shooting i got tired of shooting it the normal was so for fun i shot it straight forward and it was going pretty fast to begin with and then it slows down but it was fast and there was a goomba right near that cannon and when my turtle hit it at that speed it flew almost immediately to 800 ft. above space, and he stayed up there for a looooong time every time he bounced he would go back up to exactly the same height, and this was even before the update where the author added more obstacles, anyway it was sweet because i got the farthest distance medal right there but unfortunately like i have said before that if i dont log out then back in for a while my medals will appear on the screen (the little bar in the game and not below it), but then they dont get saved at all. so i kept doing that for a while trying to get it again after i logged out an back in and got bored cuz i couldnt do it again :(. but then the funny thing is i wanted to try again a little later and the first time i started the low shot again the same thing happened to me, but by that time i think i had already gotten more medals. so that i would say is no longer a thing to accuse skiller12 with but somebody might not believe me even though it happened but i cant really prove it.

as for enigmata, look at my medals for enigmata and you'll see that i have defeat the first minion medal then i have defeat dark lord genu and only those 2 medals lol. like i said just in the previous long paragraph, this was another time that i hadnt logged out/in and so since i had never beaten the game before due to my save files being erased, i didnt know that the dark guy on lvl 15 was actually on lvl 15. i beat that guy and didnt get the medal :( and i saved without thinking before i logged out/in and so i couldnt redo that guy and i guess you have to kill him then the deadly four to get that medal and since i couldnt get him again, i also couldnt get that medal. as for the creator of genu, i bought every upgrade in all shops except for boss world one in legendary shop, because i didnt want to accidentally press it and get stuck there forever. but i bought it on lvl 19 because after i beat genu i figured i would go there to fight creator of genu (at the time i figured that since boss world was put in the game that that must be where creator of genu was), when i fought genu he killed me but when i died he did too and i got that medal and then i saved the game then went to the boss world and since i got a lot of money after i played that one boss world lvl one time, i bought all the ships and then i got another in game medal and saved my game, i have been saving on all 3 save files to make sure that they dont get erased but when i did that i literally was stuck in boss world with no creator of genu. so i havent started another game cuz it takes me quite a while to beat it because i replay the lvls to where i have ultimate ship by the 5th lvl lol. then i continue to play then about lvl 11 i stop and replay continuously until i have 15 in game medals and i buy stuff at the blackmarket which i cant buy all at once so i have to play over so more, so on ect.

so thats 2 games that have possibly been cleared for him but i still think he is a hacker (well i know he is since he said he hacks). and his responses were incredibly stupid which did not help him in the slightest way imaginable.

and thanks to wylo for saying how to get sailor in Mshark yesterday :D

Dear God. Anybody who reads the above post is my hero. I took one look and said " **** that ".

At 10/8/09 06:19 PM, ANIMEstarved wrote: Two of the world's longest sentences, in paragraph form.

Hey look! It's Captain Comma! (Sorry. I'm in a jovial mood today. I couldn't resist.)

and thanks to wylo for saying how to get sailor in Mshark yesterday :D

Grats. :D That is a fairly tricky medal, I found devoting a couple playthroughs just for that alone was the way I did it. I didn't view the video yet since I already got it.
I do like the fact that you can surface from approximately midway down- instead of having to go to the sea floor everytime (for the ships/surface targets, that is, not the air 'enemies.')

The OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! captions made me laugh the first time I saw them.

well technically the are "omg! omg! omg!" captions and there is no f in them :D

but same for me with the video, i didnt watch it but on p.316 i posted that i got 94! and a couple time after that i got 98 :D

lol i like the post where the guy said " i took one look at it and said ' **** that". it made me laugh :D

and sorry for that long, long, long post. just be clad i didnt use all 8,000 something characters lol :)

I seriously think this kid is retarded.. ANIMEstarved I'm talking about you.

Do you even read anything before you post or do you just ramble on like an imbecile while epicly failing to acknowledge any sort of coherent thought?

I mean shit.. Toss The Turtle has already been cleared for him, I was just pointing out that his order was very odd. Not to mention that your In Space medal is very early [LIKE IT SHOULD BE], while skiller12's is AFTER launching 50 miles. That's why it's odd. God you're dumb. Are you like 10 years old or something? No wait.. probably 11.

And as for your Enigmata medals we don't care about. We already know you're to stupid to hack so you're shit can go in any order it damn well pleases due to normal medal glitches. And I don't think anyone on here has any idea what the hell you're talking about with this logging in/out thing.. I think your problem may be that you literally just leave the pop-up for the game open for too long and the connection to the NGAds server times out.. leaving your medals unable to register on NG because there's no connection. So instead of signing in and out all the time why don't you try closing the pop-up, refreshing the game page, and opening a new pop-up.

At 10/8/09 06:19 PM, ANIMEstarved wrote: and his responses were incredibly stupid which did not help him in the slightest way imaginable.

You guys have a lot more in common than just your Enigmata medals being out of order.

Honestly I might just stop coming to this thread if this kid keeps being annoying.