as for me... i have a new sig to tell you all how im doing...

as you can see... not very well

kitty kat... i cry for you T-T

Guys I'm in the last battle. If I get the medal, I'm gonna buy myself 10 cans of coke.

At 8/21/09 01:53 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Should I write a walkthrough lol?

If you do, can you list each different upgrade and the requirements for making it selectable? I've gotten to the checkpoint, but I feel like I've screwed myself in the long run with the upgrades I've chosen.

HOLY FUCKING MOTHBALLS I FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 11 I got the medal. Excuse me for 10 minutes, I now have to go and get 10 cans of coke lol.
YES! I'm so fucking happy.

At 8/21/09 11:46 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:57 AM, DigDogy wrote:

Complete the game in one sitting, without quitting or dying.

One of those? Could someone test the game out with his alt? Just to know if is have one of those "literacy medals" that the programmer put in to fuck with the players.

Considering the medal is called "One Chance Only", I'm afraid it might be one of those. I'm gonna hold of on this game until someone confirms this.

Someone deleted all my medals... My medals...

At 8/21/09 02:15 PM, Duffle wrote:

At 8/21/09 01:53 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Should I write a walkthrough lol?

If you do, can you list each different upgrade and the requirements for making it selectable? I've gotten to the checkpoint, but I feel like I've screwed myself in the long run with the upgrades I've chosen.

I'll just give some tips, and whoever wants to write a walkthrough can use them as they want.

Here's some useful skills:
P1
Swordbreaker - Gotten from using the Anarchy sword, decreases enemy attack by 20%, or 40% if you're using Anarchy. Works well with counter and windlsash.
Aerial Support - Gotten by using the 3 small Airstrike missiles. Activates Airstrikes randomly.
Secret Weapon - Gotten by using the big Airstrike bomb. Adds a very powerful 3rd bomb to Airstrike.
Survivor - Gotten by dying a lot. 30% of surviving a lethal attack with 1 HP.
Cat Tamer - Gotten by using NoLegs a lot. NoLegs attacks foes.
Cat something or other - Gotten by using NoLegs a lot. NoLegs brings healing items for random players.
Eagle Eye - Gotten by using the Swift Blade. Adds 5% evade and 20% accuracy.
Earthern Soul - Gotten by using Stone Edge, adds 8% magic defence.

P2
Bunny! - Gotten by using Slime Bunny. Boosts it's healing by 50%. Ultra useful.
Bunny!!! - Gotten by using Bunny. Bunny appears on his own sometimes.
ThunderClap - Gotten by using Thunderbolt, doubles it's chance of stunning.
Angel - Gotten by dying a lot. Randomly gives you short Autolife.
Elusive - +10% evade. Not sure how to get.

At 8/21/09 02:28 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Someone deleted all my medals... My medals...

LOL!
That's what you get for hacking. :P

Also, that last dungeon on Knightfall 2 is pretty hard. I shouldn't have bought those rings and diamonds... and I should have bought so many "restore AP" potions, but a few "replenish life" potions instead. I guess I have to hit the endless dungeon to make room in my inventory before I try that last dungeon again.

At 8/21/09 02:33 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 8/21/09 02:28 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Someone deleted all my medals... My medals...

LOL!
That's what you get for hacking. :P

I would like to take this time to thank PsychoGoldfish for reading the PMs that are sent to him concerning these matters. <3 gdfsgdfg, that other guy, and this one. And still, we have people putting CheatEngine junk in their newsposts, like that guy I linked to a few pages back. Will they learn? I doubt it... Anyhow. Three down!

*Adds a third notch to my belt.*

I'm such an ass sometimes. xD

But honestly, that golf game... It's entertaining but only for a short while. I don't think I'll be getting more than 1 or 2 medals from that.
And I'm probably screwed for playing Knightfall 2 for a few minutes and backing out after not getting any immediate enjoyment from it.

Time will tell. Hope you all are successful with that, though.

I won't say a word about Bomb Diggity. Nuh-uh. I'm going watch Collateral for the 9th again, and Kill Bill1+2 a few times. Lot of time to kill today.

KrevZabijak, you have no idea how much I now want to strangle you to death, cocksucker.

At 8/21/09 02:57 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: KrevZabijak, you have no idea how much I now want to strangle you to death, cocksucker.

>_>
<_<
K...

Also, I only used Cheat Engine on EBF, on ONE single fucking game, and then all my medals got deleted. What the fuck, man? I mean, I spent one whole fucking year to get them and now one lousy ass fuck tells an admin that I used CE on all of my medals, and the admin deletes them.
It's not fucking fair, dudes. I feel really depressed now because I've been getting the medals since the system was first implemented, since the first game with medals was put on NG.
I'm very sad now, and feel like I've just been raped in the ass.

Im going to work on a screenshot walkthrough for Pirate Golf if no one else is making something for it.
Though I still dont understand saving the croc...i can never make the gap big enough. Do you need to knock the top of the vertical poll or the bottom of the horizontal pole?

As for the one time only thing in knightfall 2, not sure if its programmed like literate/illiterate but one choice would be to play it on a different computer not logged in until you were sure you could beat it in one sitting

Still havent finished bomb diggity
Suck at 5 min shootemup
Havent even started on knightfall or EBF2(every time i see it abbreviated i think of grandmas boy "EDS3")

now thats unfair.... i killed everything... there was nothing left... everyone died!...

the end

At 8/21/09 02:57 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: KrevZabijak, you have no idea how much I now want to strangle you to death, cocksucker.

Wow. Okay. I hope that isn't a real threat, because the DA here doesn't like paperwork that much. Wink, nudge.

I've just been raped in the ass.

And yet my sig reveals to all that I have no penis to do that with.
However, you might wish to consult Gagsy and Jade on that matter.

These are just games, and you only had a few thousand points. I want to know what went through your head when you posted three to four times openly stating that you essentially hacked a game (or even games) to unfairly get medals. You have to know that if Poozy will rip the balls off of someone just randomly in the BBS on any given day (I think he collects those in a box in his attic), what would be the repercussions for circumventing the medal system?

I'm not being facetious, I'm serious.. You had to have been thinking something when you posted about hacking a game.
One game is all it takes. Hell, people never OPENLY admitted to hacking, but put CheatEngine links and data in their newsposts, and they also got reprimanded in the same manner.

Just points, guys and gals. The more games we get, the less of a statwhore I become. And the more I'm able to enjoy the good games that do have medals... and always the games that don't.

Well then, in the friendliest matter possible, I hope you get your medals deleted, because, after all, they're just points, eh?

At 8/21/09 03:16 PM, LegolaSS wrote: now thats unfair.... i killed everything... there was nothing left... everyone died!...

the end

haha, that happened to me too.
use the bunny slime a lot, 'cuz it's a REAL lifesaver.

At 8/21/09 03:25 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Well then, in the friendliest matter possible, I hope you get your medals deleted, because, after all, they're just points, eh?

is this guy for real?...

Possible troll?...

who knows... but one thing is sure... he cheated the system and bragged / said about it... and now wonders why he has to hack them all again?

Got FABULOUS START in that bomb game.
Anyone got 100 bombs yet?

At 8/21/09 03:28 PM, LegolaSS wrote: is this guy for real?...

Possible troll?...

who knows... but one thing is sure... he cheated the system and bragged / said about it... and now wonders why he has to hack them all again?

Dude, I'm real. I'm no troll. And don't disrespect me like that, please.

Alright. I'm at the second checkpoint on Epic. I think I've picked some good upgrades. Having Swordbreaker, CounterX2, and Mana Leech with the Blizzard sword made the worm incredibly easy to beat. Also, being able to stun him with lightning helped.

Matt, the upgrade system definitely makes this game better than the first.

At 8/21/09 03:28 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: haha, that happened to me too.
use the bunny slime a lot, 'cuz it's a REAL lifesaver.

^ pro tip there...

first of... sorry if this becomes a double post :S...

i was wondering... the 99999 medal... do i have to cause 99999 damage?... and how the hell do i do that?....

also... is there a list of things you have scanned?... i havent got it yet... but i think its beacuse i havent scanned the nukes on the last boss...also does the arms on the guardian count as scannable targets?... i just thought they were all the same...

who know... the only thing i know is that everything seems to be immune to poison... and bombs kick ass...

At 8/21/09 03:31 PM, LegolaSS wrote:

At 8/21/09 03:28 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: haha, that happened to me too.
use the bunny slime a lot, 'cuz it's a REAL lifesaver.

^ pro tip there...

first of... sorry if this becomes a double post :S...

i was wondering... the 99999 medal... do i have to cause 99999 damage?... and how the hell do i do that?....

use the soul eater's unleash on the spirit, right after natalie's limit break.

also... is there a list of things you have scanned?... i havent got it yet... but i think its beacuse i havent scanned the nukes on the last boss...also does the arms on the guardian count as scannable targets?... i just thought they were all the same...

yes, the arms, turrets, and the golem balls count as different monsters. but try that scan medal on easy, it'll be very difficult on a hard level.

who know... the only thing i know is that everything seems to be immune to poison... and bombs kick ass...

then wait until it stacks for 3-4 rounds >:3

Holy shit, I can't even beat easy mode. Is there something I'm missing?

At 8/21/09 04:14 PM, mothballs wrote: Holy shit, I can't even beat easy mode. Is there something I'm missing?

are you changing swords?
are you using slime bunny?
are you getting good upgrades?
are you wasting all your mana at once?

where are you dying?

Well, You guys all got amazing medals, I only got the Top Score on Pirate Golf Adventure, I got it with 252000.

Well I'm sick and tired of bad medal games. Because I think these recent ones aren't that fun, excluding EBF2. I'm gonna try to get all the medals of the first 50 games with medals, (all of them up until that halloween game). Excluding the broken medals of course, Drop the Bomb and it's luck based medals, and of course Drunken Deity. I will be playing some games I find fun, like NGR and EBF2. But bullshit like Bomb Diggity and Pirate Golf Adventures aren't gonna make me wanna play. I've played through a lot of shitty games in these past months but I'm just giving up for a while on these new games. I might come back later and try though.

At 8/21/09 05:06 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 8/21/09 05:04 PM, RYNOL wrote: Bitching about shitty games.

I agree, there should be medal mods, but we don't live in should land do we?

Anyways, I feel like AVGN with all the shitty games lately...

You guys suck, this last bunch of games is well decent.

At 8/21/09 05:15 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

The bomb game wasn't... I guess the other ones are okay I suppose.

I actually thought the bomb game was pretty good.. the medals are the hard part

At 8/21/09 04:18 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 8/21/09 04:14 PM, mothballs wrote: Holy shit, I can't even beat easy mode. Is there something I'm missing?

are you changing swords?
are you using slime bunny?
are you getting good upgrades?
are you wasting all your mana at once?

where are you dying?

I'm getting good upgrades, I'm using all my mana at once, I'm not changing my swords nor am I using slime bunny. I'm dying on the big fucking robot car.

Oh, I guess I'm doing it wrong.