So are any of my fellow medal whores or anyone else afraid of the coming storm that is waves of terrible games getting medals just because there is no system to keep them in check? By the time i can finish one game with medals, two or three more have been released! I am still working my ass of on Epic War 3(for which some medals arent even working), still haven't gotten human test subject, and haven't even tried to play reemus 3(and what sucks is I actually enjoy the reemus games). Now I see these two new games and the forums telling me how crappy they are. WTFMate? fucking kangaroos!

the art collab medals WORK FINE... it is an issue your side of things... be it a sever issue or an add blocker...

that new game (last man) is starting to get on my nerves... each time i get further theres a new little nasty waiting for me... how long is it!!!... gahhh

not to mention the add's every 20 deaths... also i see people with the 100 point secret medal... ¬¬ *i must find out what it isssss... my pressssiousssss

Art Collab Medals worked for me too. And what the heck is up with Last man I hate this game. Since I was able to obtain it, I'm currently making a walk through on how to get the die 127 times Medal...What???

ok iv gotten far *i think*... im now stuck... wtf do i do now?!?!

*after the pitfall, the crabs, the falling hedgehogs, the disapearing bricks, the long jump, the spring board, the rockets, the crabs again, the invisable brick of death, the createators name, the crab of the letter P, the slug of N, waiting for the snail, skidding on the snail trail, jumping over the gap, not jumping so i dont die, falling to the ledge, run/jump to the next one, the next 3 sets of cluster rockets, the armadilos of backstab, the first X bricks, the complex jumps and now im here....*

Help me... please?...

Maybe, just maybe, you have to jump left over the X and hit the arrow. I haven't gotten that far though...

ummmm can games get deleted even after judgment if their scores get low enough? I dunno i think we should all vote 0's on lastman and hope for the best!

ahhhh for the last time... the *if its passed judgement and we keep voting 0.. will it be removed*

the anwser is NO... no matter how many 0's it gets or what ever the score is... it will remain in the portal... unless a admin / the user who uploaded it... deletes it...

im currently on the REAL long jump... :S... i got passed that little bit i got stuck on... i have an idea how im going to do this bit though :3

Are there any checkpoints in last man?

nope... :S

stupid game giving you the 100 point secret medal... what did you do >.< *iv tried alot of things around the house*

my idea doesnt work... so im stumped.. has anyone gotten passed the giant row of backward blue blocks?... if so... please tell us how you did so... im going crazy O.o

At 7/4/09 02:27 PM, LegolaSS wrote: the art collab medals WORK FINE... it is an issue your side of things... be it a sever issue or an add blocker...

OBJECTION!
Yes they work fine but l had to get them twice for them to work...same goes for a friend of mine so it isn't just my problem...but who cares, they're so easy..you can get them all in 30 seconds...

that new game (last man) is starting to get on my nerves... each time i get further theres a new little nasty waiting for me... how long is it!!!... gahhh

The worst part is the 0 lives thingy...bah.

not to mention the add's every 20 deaths... also i see people with the 100 point secret medal... ¬¬ *i must find out what it isssss... my pressssiousssss

Well what does the description say?

Also, l don't think that a game with a score of 2.04 and an average review score of 5.3 should get medals...
I don't think that l'll try REALLY hard until someone makes a video WK...this game looks hard a s hell...

At 7/4/09 04:52 PM, HeavyTank wrote: Well what does the description say?

(see picture taken from someones profile *cough*)

how about this for a simple of the top of the head before i go to bed walkthrough>>>

Press A to run faster
Press S to jump
Up key does anything?

Run and jump across *or just jump across if your good*

lots of ways to do this first bit... so il stick with the easy one

land on crab1's head... then keep your finger on the righ button to land on the 2nd
wait for hedge hog to fall down... then run and jump when you have room to and you should land infront of the crab... jump again (let go of A while in the air to stop you running off)
land on rock placform... jump to the next one and run and jump all the way... getting the 2nd / 3rd spring on the board and keep your finger on the righ key... you should land in that little coner bit... jump up the step and run flat out and jump at the last moment OUT of the map keep your finger on the right key and press JUMP as much as you can... you will land on the top of the second block and then jump off it to land just infront of some crabs... jump on them if you wish but watch out for the invisable block (you know when you find it :P)... wait for the crab to fall down the hole and then jump across... jump up and press down and right to slide a bit under... then stand up and walk... do the same under the letter G to get inside... jump and crouch and right to get onto the of the wall and then jump again to land ontop... jump across and onto the crab to kill it... run and jump to clear the hedgehog and land on the slope of N with the snail in... RUN and jump to the right to get into there... walk to the right and drop down onto the slime trail... move to the far left of the slime and press a... when the other snail falls off (disapears) RUN to the righ and press down (crouch) at the last second.... bash the jump key to and keeping your finger on the righ button to make it across ... hop up the steps.... NOW!!!... DONT JUMP ONTO THE NEXT PLACFORM... either run and drop or just drop... THEN run and jump to the next... you will now see rockets... walk to the far edge off the placform you are now on (so your not gona fall of... just need a bit of a run up)... when the nearst rocket to you touches the top of the screen RUN and JUMP at the last second and keep your finger on the right button press JUMP lots of times... (might have to let go of the right button if you got to much speed) you will then make it to the next placform... walk to the right to lose the spawner of the rockets so they stop spawning... now wait for the single armadilo to come over... make sure you have room to land on it and fall back to the LEFT.... now... it will roll into a ball once you land on its head... just jump on it (slightly on the left side) and it will kill the other two... take a huge running jump (dont land on them X's) to get to the next one... run and jump again to make it to the 2nd floating single block... then run and jump (off the single block) and land on the right of that X block... now crouch and press the right key and keep it pressed down... then press jump.... you will make it across the jump... stand up and walk to the right... hop up onto that plac form and that is where i am at... i dont know what to do now... i tried to jump and keep the right key pressed and press RUN while falling to see if i could get the speed + distance up... but it didnt work... :S

Night all... im sleepy.. (nearly midnight)

sorry for double post... ment to add this picture... i blame it on lack of sleep O.o

thats the special medal on the game... dont know how to get it yet

At 7/4/09 02:59 PM, LegolaSS wrote: ok iv gotten far *i think*... im now stuck... wtf do i do now?!?!

*after the pitfall, the crabs, the falling hedgehogs, the disapearing bricks, the long jump, the spring board, the rockets, the crabs again, the invisable brick of death, the createators name, the crab of the letter P, the slug of N, waiting for the snail, skidding on the snail trail, jumping over the gap, not jumping so i dont die, falling to the ledge, run/jump to the next one, the next 3 sets of cluster rockets, the armadilos of backstab, the first X bricks, the complex jumps and now im here....*

Help me... please?...

Ive gotten to the exact same point you are. Still tryin to figure out how to do it. I think you have to touch the red block underneath it by runnin of the metal block right before the X and Red block.

god i made that sound more confusin then it was.

At 7/4/09 06:51 PM, dragon07 wrote: god i made that sound more confusin then it was.

no no no... did that :P... what you do is either read that block of text up there... or il just repeat it here...

Crouch where i was standing in that picture... press the right key.... keep it pressed and the press S to jump... you will make it across in one go... let go off down and then walk across... have fun with that next bit :P

Oh, you have to be kidding me. I'm too damned ADD to play that. With these type of twitch games, I tend to get hyper, thus I get jumpy.
I get jumpy, and I receive no other medal besides the 5 point medal for dying. Dying excessively.
I will politely sit this one out.

At 7/4/09 06:54 PM, LegolaSS wrote:

At 7/4/09 06:51 PM, dragon07 wrote: god i made that sound more confusin then it was.

no no no... did that :P... what you do is either read that block of text up there... or il just repeat it here...

Crouch where i was standing in that picture... press the right key.... keep it pressed and the press S to jump... you will make it across in one go... let go off down and then walk across... have fun with that next bit :P

yea sorry. didnt refresh the page so i didnt notice the new post. stuck on the same part now. Only way i can see how to do it maybe is touch the blue block, let it warp you back to the red one with the x on top (you wont die) and then run, slide past the gap, keep running hit and hit the spring.

Im hopin thats NOT what you have to do and theres alot easier way to do it..

At 7/4/09 06:54 PM, LegolaSS wrote:

...have fun with that next bit :P

For that part, stand on the very left of that platform, then just run to the right. You'll fall onto the spring and pass the gap.

At 7/4/09 07:21 PM, Duffle wrote:

At 7/4/09 06:54 PM, LegolaSS wrote:

...have fun with that next bit :P

For that part, stand on the very left of that platform, then just run to the right. You'll fall onto the spring and pass the gap.

so thats how you do it..

man i love makin things more complicated for myself *slams head off keyboard*

Anyone have any idea what to do here?

Nevermind, you hit the bottom one. The next part is filled with enemies, though.

At 7/4/09 08:00 PM, Duffle wrote: Nevermind, you hit the bottom one. The next part is filled with enemies, though.

That isn't really hard, you can just jump on them.

At 7/4/09 03:21 PM, EggSaladSandwich wrote: ummmm can games get deleted even after judgment if their scores get low enough? I dunno i think we should all vote 0's on lastman and hope for the best!

ahahaha that looks like fun =D

I got to the end, the game is a loop!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
3 hours of my life wasted forever...

At 7/4/09 03:21 PM, EggSaladSandwich wrote: ummmm can games get deleted even after judgment if their scores get low enough? I dunno i think we should all vote 0's on lastman and hope for the best!

Haha, sounds like a nice idea.

At 7/4/09 03:21 PM, EggSaladSandwich wrote: ummmm can games get deleted even after judgment if their scores get low enough? I dunno i think we should all vote 0's on lastman and hope for the best!

Yes!!!
That's the greatest idea I have ever heard on Newgrounds

At 7/4/09 08:53 PM, Misterioso wrote: I got to the end, the game is a loop!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
3 hours of my life wasted forever...

It's pretty obvious the boss medal is a sham, so would it be possible for the game to be removed from the medal section since its author knew the medal would be impossible to get? I mean there's a huge difference between medals being hard or even glitchy, but there should be a rule against douchebags from pulling off this kinda crap

I'm just getting frustrated with almost every new medal-enabled game not giving me medals. I died 127 times and the medal popped up, as well as the ellipses (so you have to restart or something?) but nothing shows on my profile. Half of the other medals I've earned for Epic War 3 haven't popped up. The Runes of Shalk game has a medal I should have earned. I know I'm not that great of a medal wh0r3, but I do deserve a higher score than what I have. Is it just my computer or am I having the same problems with everyone else? I'm going to try and go for the notepad collab's medals again.

At 7/5/09 12:10 AM, pinoyisazn wrote: I'm just getting frustrated with almost every new medal-enabled game not giving me medals. I died 127 times and the medal popped up, as well as the ellipses (so you have to restart or something?) but nothing shows on my profile. Half of the other medals I've earned for Epic War 3 haven't popped up. The Runes of Shalk game has a medal I should have earned. I know I'm not that great of a medal wh0r3, but I do deserve a higher score than what I have. Is it just my computer or am I having the same problems with everyone else? I'm going to try and go for the notepad collab's medals again.

Well, it's just as you all said (for that notepad collab). I went through it again and they're on my page . . . but I still don't like how medals do this in the first place >.>

At 7/5/09 12:01 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I meant to say: I might be possible, rather than it is possible

Double post lol

I still highly doubt that that medal exists, hell the game's creator doesn't even have any of the game's medals and I personally think he's just being a dick for shits and giggles, but we'll have to wait and see what happens

At 7/5/09 12:16 AM, pinoyisazn wrote: Well, it's just as you all said (for that notepad collab). I went through it again and they're on my page . . . but I still don't like how medals do this in the first place >.>

Try clearing out your cookies first, that seems to help, but there's like 5 medals that the site still won't award me, 2 from NG pass 3, 1 from drop the bomb, 1 from Epic War 3, and 1 from Shift 4, but at least those were mostly small point medals, but it still sucks when you put time and effort into something that has no payoff