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Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips

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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:14:22


At 6/18/09 07:45 AM, HeavyTank wrote: ...kinda pathetic if you ask me.sorry Wylo, but spending 7-10 hours FOR A FLASH GAME is like...l dunno.

Its not like I sat in front of the computer for 7-10 hours. Ever heard of multitasking?

At 6/18/09 12:01 PM, HeavyTank wrote: I tell you, l didn't even look at your guide when l was making mine...and my post there was FROM A REVIEW!
How many times do l have to tell you?

Then you should've credited the reviewer and should've mentioned that earlier. I'm reporting the reviewers now.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:18:18


At 6/18/09 12:14 PM, Wylo wrote: Its not like I sat in front of the computer for 7-10 hours. Ever heard of multitasking?

Yes but still you gotta check in every now and then since the timer can act funny when sped up...the speed is not always the same...at least from what l've seen.


Then you should've credited the reviewer and should've mentioned that earlier. I'm reporting the reviewers now.

You're doing what?
Reporting the reviewers..well, if you want to, but it's not like they have the copyright of their reviews...l can paste them wherever l want to -_-
And l DID mention that earlier but apparently you didn't read it.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:45:25


At 6/18/09 12:18 PM, HeavyTank wrote: You're doing what?
Reporting the reviewers..well, if you want to, but it's not like they have the copyright of their reviews...l can paste them wherever l want to -_-

I hope you realize that copyright is innate. Everything made has copyright automatically placed on it. Anyways, copying is still against the rules and if you didn't know that, I hope your teachers catch you. I didn't report you, I reported the reviewers.

You added 6 lines to your guide. And two of those lines were for the secret medal which you didn't even keep in the same format as the rest of the guide. I wonder why?

And l DID mention that earlier but apparently you didn't read it.

Point me to the post because I still can't find it.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:47:01


Why do absolutely every medal I got not work? they used to work before they changed the layout. now it says I got a medal, but when I refresh the page there are none unlocked. is anyone else having this problem?

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:49:11


Sorry but I didn't get my questioned answered last time, how many cutscenes are there in DDD? I thought it wouldn't be that hard of a question. The hours would be nice too so I know when to not hold down keys and skip them by accident.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:50:41


At 6/18/09 12:45 PM, Wylo wrote:
At 6/18/09 12:18 PM, HeavyTank wrote: You're doing what?
Reporting the reviewers..well, if you want to, but it's not like they have the copyright of their reviews...l can paste them wherever l want to -_-
I hope you realize that copyright is innate. Everything made has copyright automatically placed on it.

Only if it reaches a certain threshold of originality. :P

At 6/18/09 12:47 PM, ZEGMAN wrote: Why do absolutely every medal I got not work? they used to work before they changed the layout. now it says I got a medal, but when I refresh the page there are none unlocked. is anyone else having this problem?

Try the pop up mode from the old layout (you can change back if you go to My Account -> Flash Portal preferences.
The pop up mode seems to work best when you try to earn medals.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 12:52:04


At 6/18/09 12:49 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Sorry but I didn't get my questioned answered last time, how many cutscenes are there in DDD? I thought it wouldn't be that hard of a question. The hours would be nice too so I know when to not hold down keys and skip them by accident.

From my guide:

As far as I can tell there are at least 4 cutscenes: Intro, immediately after your 100th kill, after your first day showing the tanks, after 50 hours. I haven't been able to get the medal yet so either there is more cutscenes or the medal is glitched.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 13:12:48


Thank you.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 14:30:27



French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind

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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 14:53:17


Finally got HUMAN TEST SUBJECT and this may not apply to Medals and all but I got a bronze whistle.


Glamorous.

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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 15:13:31


At 6/18/09 02:41 PM, Sonik-Team wrote:
At 6/18/09 02:30 PM, SupraAddict wrote: How I got the "K" medal
Sweet. I love badminton.
Olympian medal still eludes me though. Getting close but not close enough.

Olympian medal? is that when you get them all, right?


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 15:22:28


PHEW... THAT WAS HELL.
Never playing DDD for that last achievement ever again...


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 16:00:56


just to hit the final nail in the coffin:

First of all, do you seriously care about achievements? you do know they are just tools to lure more stupid people into playing your games, right?

This is for Seed of Destruction of course. Looks like the programmer isn't going to do anything about the medals and mentioned that the bugged ones are actually great tools for getting more "idiots" to play the game.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 16:34:44


Re: Human Test Subject

It's absolutely possible, and not very difficult. Since there's a sound that plays when it's time to enter the numbers, you can play it in real time over a weekend by having your speakers up loud enough to hear the sound, and then you can do anything else you want while it's going on, including sleeping if it's loud enough to wake you up. 208 minutes is almost 3 1/2 hours, so while it would be inconvenient to interrupt your sleep twice, it's not like it's going to destroy your night to do it.

With the forward/back glitch you can speed the game up so it takes much less time, and this is what I did to get the medal while at work, by keeping the window open and going to it when it demanded attention. I got it sped up to about 10x normal, and it took 7h10m to finish, of which maybe 3 minutes were spent giving the game attention after the initial setup.

This medal doesn't have anything to do with wasting time, it has to do with constructive use of your time and multitasking. Scrubbing the game's medals just because a few people don't have what it takes to get them is just dumb. If other people are getting them but you are not, the problem does not lie with the game.

Further, it's unreasonable to expect all medals worth a certain amount to be exactly as challenging as each other. Besides being impossible to judge objectively, it just doesn't make sense. Some games offer easy medals for the casual gamer who just wants something to show for their efforts, and some games offer very difficult medals for the serious gamer who absolutely must do everything. There's nothing wrong with that, it just depends how serious you are about getting medals. Pilgrimage is a quick 120pts, while some medals are absolutely torturous for 100pts. That's just the way it is, and if you don't like it then you don't have to participate.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 16:36:49


At 6/18/09 03:22 PM, KingExodus wrote: PHEW... THAT WAS HELL.
Never playing DDD for that last achievement ever again...

Can you hit p quickly enough to catch up without advancing the game? I'd hate to hit p a lot only to find the game slowly advancing and causing me to lose my base.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 16:39:46


At 6/18/09 04:00 PM, Fleshlight wrote: and mentioned that the bugged ones are actually great tools for getting more "idiots" to play the game.

I can mention something about being scared to the degree of infinity for the second instance, but that would be such a faux pas and too cliche'd.

FUI2

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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 17:39:17


At 6/18/09 04:00 PM, Fleshlight wrote: Looks like the programmer isn't going to do anything about the medals and mentioned that the bugged ones are actually great tools for getting more "idiots" to play the game.

Such a fail; looks like the days of Portal Defenders shall never return.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 18:03:11


At 6/18/09 04:00 PM, Fleshlight wrote: This is for Seed of Destruction of course. Looks like the programmer isn't going to do anything about the medals and mentioned that the bugged ones are actually great tools for getting more "idiots" to play the game.

Well someone didn't learn anything from the author of FUI2. People that don't fix their medals eventually get them deleted.

And that just proves even more how much of an asshole he is.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 18:24:53


At 6/18/09 06:03 PM, SevasTra wrote:
Well someone didn't learn anything from the author of FUI2. People that don't fix their medals eventually get them deleted.

And that just proves even more how much of an asshole he is.

Is there really anyone who doesn't want Sperm Rider's medals to get deleted?

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 18:45:11


At 6/18/09 06:24 PM, Duffle wrote:
At 6/18/09 06:03 PM, SevasTra wrote:
Well someone didn't learn anything from the author of FUI2. People that don't fix their medals eventually get them deleted.

And that just proves even more how much of an asshole he is.
Is there really anyone who doesn't want Sperm Rider's medals to get deleted?

The only one that needs to go is Pancake Factory, and arguably the il/literate medals. The rest are fine.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 19:53:00


At 6/18/09 06:45 PM, chris-marks wrote:
At 6/18/09 06:24 PM, Duffle wrote:
At 6/18/09 06:03 PM, SevasTra wrote:
Well someone didn't learn anything from the author of FUI2. People that don't fix their medals eventually get them deleted.

And that just proves even more how much of an asshole he is.
Is there really anyone who doesn't want Sperm Rider's medals to get deleted?
The only one that needs to go is Pancake Factory, and arguably the il/literate medals. The rest are fine.

I agree that the Pancake one should go. As for the illiterate ones, however, i feel that they shouldn't be deleted(i have the illiterate one btw) but for those who got neither of them should have the opportunity to at least get the lower point one rather than being at a disadvantage of 10-25 points forever. But yeah the author's kind of a dick cause even he can't get the medal and he's the creator. But whatever it's just pointless stats on a website.

They were fun when they lasted. Now it's just turning into something that game creators are using to make fun of stat whores or whatever. Got all the medals on that ocd game and the game had 0 fun value on it.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 19:55:55


NEWGROUNDS HITS 500,000 FLASHES

Too bad it's utter crap...


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 20:14:23


Would have been awesome if it happened to be the next Portal Defenders. All that spam around it, and then the shining jewel of the week pulls free to stand atop the portal for a few weeks. Then it turns out the medals are glitched and everyone hates it anyway.

What a dick.


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 20:16:41


At 6/18/09 08:14 PM, chris-marks wrote: Would have been awesome if it happened to be the next Portal Defenders. All that spam around it, and then the shining jewel of the week pulls free to stand atop the portal for a few weeks. Then it turns out the medals are glitched and everyone hates it anyway.

What a dick.

Would be an interesting scenario...


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-18 23:07:08


At 6/18/09 02:30 PM, SupraAddict wrote: How I got the "K" medal
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 9695

Nice.

I just found a small object and turned my keyboard upside down and let the weight of the keyboard hold it in place. Got some much needed reading done!


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-19 00:03:25


At 6/18/09 03:22 PM, KingExodus wrote: PHEW... THAT WAS HELL.
Never playing DDD for that last achievement ever again...

wtf, how did you get that medal? The game is broken for everybody else. I'm not saying that you didn't stay alive for 250 hours (other people have too) - but the game bugs up every single time for every single person. Nobody else has that medal - even if they did it. Apparently the game bugs up for you also since you don't have the medal for watching all the cutscenes without skipping.

I just don't understand what you did to get that medal. It would be different if the game didn't stop giving medals to every other person every single time; but it's just kind of strange. The only other person with the medal is gdfsgdfg a known cheater (also note he got it before he shot down 6 planes; hmmmmm.... )

I don't want to accuse you of anything and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but if you can tell us what you did to make the game work it would be greatly appreciated. At the moment I'm just kind of confused.

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-19 00:49:14


I think it would be awesome if the in game achievements from the IndestructoTank series were converted into medals... Just a thought, and I apologize if I'm just repeating what someone else said... Until next time...

---Peace Out and MCL,
---Ghetto Joe

PS: If you don't know about IndestructoTank, here are some links...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37 1290

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 8225

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 9405

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 2900

Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-19 01:04:37


I love when people end their posts with their username. It's so hard to figure out who is posting unless they sign at the end, you know? :)


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Response to Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips 2009-06-19 03:04:08


I dunno, maybe we should start PMing Tom, since the author is clearly an asshole.

And honestly i don't really care if they all got deleted.

before this turns into a torch n pitch fork lynchfest, this is what the programmer said

you might be right, I ll have to think about it again.

give it a little more time. He said he would rather fix it than take off the broken medals, so it's not like he doesn't give a shit about his game altogether.


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