Yeah this is gonna be a long one so prepare.
Whats wrong with you i mean this site doesnt block when you say fuck like other dum sites and still i found only one thread in a long time that really makes you smile and see that omg your young the masturbation proclamation i think sine this thread isnt on any topic really i will probbaly get banned for 30 days i think but thats ok.Have you noticed that the mods are great here i mean they dont say you have been temporarly baned for breaking the NewGrounds rules they say your tottly busted bitch i like it.Take for examle Luis my favorite he has time to help people and ban some aint it cool also mods ake great games and i know why heres something from Luis
:I have been making flash when you were sperm.
Lets change topic (L0L) Inglor wtf hes a hand or a robot or something anyway he is like a Newgrounds and armorgames(isnt it Armour nevermind) yeah hes pretty cool you can figure that out by seeing hes got an inglor day.
About the secret of NG its a super-duper-mega-hyper-ultra-omega-greatly-sm all text in the little box next to the portals search bar now if you save the image you will see its titled the meaning of life so whats the meaning:
Browseig nG
Killing a puppy
Or just expressing yourself
Im nt really trying to start something with this thread but i would prefer not to get it closed or having me banned no thats not my goal my goal is to remind ppl that newgrounds is free why do u think its won awards*Gay*Hey who said that anyway i really enjoy threads like Tom Fulp is gay or tom fulp is dead(dont get me wrong Tom your a great guy)because they arethe ones that make you happy exept if you really like the Tom Fulp is gay one that kinda strange no matter how hot Tom is>omg guess what time it is change of topic>>>>>>>>>>
Heroes ok what gives Newgrounds has lots of heros heres a list:Pico,Nene,Darnell,StickmanSam,Alien hominid,Alloy,Salad fingers,P-bot,A-bot,M-bot(ok there are more bots but thats enoght said),Piconjo,Covict,Hank(madness),Blockhead,
Bitey,Tankman,S.Asshole,EskimoBob,StrawBerry,
Mario,Link,Sonic,BurntFaceMan,UberKid,Luigi,D ad'n'Me ok i think that enoght and what does armor games have ArmorDude man only one but still they manage to have more money the NewGrounds strange
anyhoops ive been doing this dum game and i cant manage to make this script work any help would be good here it is:
:On(the move of my mousey){
:Make unicorns happy and smileing}
And the only thing it does is make a big sign that says FUCK YOU learn AS
i mean thats just rude isnt it well F you Adobe.Ehh i remember that some guy made a thread very funny and one of the most popular on the BBS(Wtf is BBS) saying well acctually i have to not waste letters so just see my "Long live the noobs"on my sig sorry for calling you a noob man your cool im gonna change my sig soon speaking about my sig and art since i am a true artist*gigling*Stop giggling jeez you may find some elements similar to noonespecials sig also a very cool guy i talked to him about it and i promise i will change it soon too ok now i wanna talk about the Fulps wich one do u most like(dont answer i dont want you getting into trouble)i like both like Tom is a very good programmer and im happy for his marrige cant you can see that hes a cheerfull fello because he awarded a pic of himself drinking pee emm thats not a big self respects but anyway about Wade dont really know him but if you check the second post in the BBS you will see that he is the donut and coffee ehem bringer and he isnt happy with it cuz lets face it he isnt that good at programming no offence but still i would preffer someone to bring me donuts rather then someone to program my games.Hmm since i do plan of using all of the character i can i need a good subject let me think...hacking have you ever wanted to be a good hacker s u can have any password in the world well i asked about hacking in the programming forum once i didnt get very nice replys but what can you do *get a gun and kill,kill,kill*thanks mind but i meant something not so drastic.I know that probbaly found a million misktakes in this thread by not if you even bothered to read it know i wouldnt so the mistakes are because im not american im bulgaria(for those that dont know Bulgaria is one of the two counties that recently joined the eurpean union)Ok if you didnt quit by now you will now find out that im making the ultimate template for new users its gonna consist of 50 or more frame that will have 5 or more flash examples that new and advanced users may use cuz frankly its easyer for someone else to do it for you aint it anyway i wanna get some help making this so PM if you wanna help ok time for another inspireing speech.
Im begging every Ng user to make soething that others will enjoy reading.OMG this is................The flash revoluton anyaway let me picksomeone else to talk about wow such a big variety ok lets try Denvish hes neat i mean he started AS:main wich helped me a lot and others im sure hmm i wonder why he became a mod maybe the fact he made a site where to post flashes ok im boring you sorry oh yeah Negative one heh his funny but i dont think the name suits him now if you ignore hes emo hair hes silly hes sig says "Im here because ive got not fucking choice"thats comedy isnt it isnt it*FUck off*hey that wasnt nice eghh sorry its the double personality thingy so where wasnt iOk fuck this im taking over people of earth my name is negativeNqkoi1 and i wnt to say FUCK THIS THREAD Fuck you guys fuck me fuck this world im gonna make things more interesting Im gonna tell you a FUCKIG joke and you gonna fucking love it a fucking Gay sucked his dick and guess what it was YOUOk thats enoght from you u rude rudeman sorry about him so recently in this thredad i only see help ME threads why are u people so sellfish why not say help US but i guess that would sound like helpUnited States and you would hate those people "I would"Shut up u hate everyone*oh yeah* 2k more characters if your still reading then well nothing else to say then WOW have you noticed that art threads(posted in the art forum)post mostly the same type of pictures i mean everyones style cant be the same someones ripping someone else right well i guess im nt inspireing anymore i hope i was to some of you heh this is one of the longest posts well acctually the longest with someone elses what do u think im very proud of it i hope i dont get fucked up for it i hope i didnt bore you enoght so that you dont listen to my first words ok heres a funny thng that i just thoght of the coolest mods:Luis,NegativeOne,Inglor,Denvish,Afro-Nin ja,MindChamber and the newest addition Kirk Cocaine now i dont want to make anyone feel like a bad mod butthose are the guys i got know better then others and liked if any mod feels negelcted feel free to tell me or lock this thread but all of you are coolsince you are mods i hope that one day i getPMed from Wade and see You have been choosen as our new mod now im not sure how to become one like make good games,have a cool name(mine means someone btw),be a good NG user and report stuff(i doubt that) or just be cool with everyone lol just saw that the clear button next to my characters remaining moved and noticed that the characters are now 882 i dont have much more space so lets review what the sole purpose of this thread is lighten up be a cool member of NG not a good one be a nice flash maker not a great one and Luis knew flash when i was sperm BTW nice job with Newgrounds Rumble u sure know your programming also nice from negOne and MindCham you guys rock altho alloy arena doesnt have very good graphics sorry mind but you have a great logo ok well since the character counter is going down very fast i just want to say its not about who you are its what you smoke that matters lol
just some Newgroundish humor not very good with jokes i understand that some of you may be reading only the end and the begginig of this post but i assure ou that if youready the whole post you will feel warm inside like me but i think that because i need to pee ok 64 characters well i
