You Can't Handle an Extravaganza

[MadCow]

So it's about 7pm here, and I'm listening to "Where is my Mind?" by Pixies, drinking a bottle of water, and hoping a mod won't be lame and lock/delete this topic.

I've got an army of 9,999 pieces of shit in a cess pool, and people bothering me to add another one. But it has to be a good one, a special piece of shit. A Golden nugget of feces, if you will. So it's been kinda bothering me. I'm not sure if I should spend the time shining up a 24 karat piece of shit, or just say 'fuck the whole thing' and kill myself.

But then I went, in the pouring rain, all the way to my local church. Drenched, I sluggishly forced myself up the steps to the big wooden door. I entered, freezing and wet, and dropped to my knees. I cried out to the Sun God to give be strength to conquer my enemies, on this, the anniversary of my wedding.

The statue looked down on me with disgust, and demanded I sacrifice one of my father's fattest pigs before he will even pay the slightest attention toward my ignorant plea.

My only recourse was to recite the Sacred Curse of Qwertyuiopfdsa, and it went a little bit like this:

"In celebration of Easter (and 10k), I have decided to gift you undeserving buttfucks with some movies! I tried to get the highest quality videos I could find, so find one you like, kick back and relax and watch (streaming links)!

If there's a movie you want that's not what I posted, you can either post or PM me about it I will probably ignore it because I hate most of you, and most of you hate me ^_____^

Comedy:about 30 movies
40 Year Old Virgin
Borat
Idiocracy
Shaun of the Dead
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Anchorman
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - the Untold Story

Animated
Spirited Away
Ice Age
Finding Nemo
Princess Mononoke

Action
Full Metal Jacket
Sin City
300 (Part 2)
Kill Bill Vol. 1

Adventure
Pirates of the Carribean
Snakes on a Plane
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sci-Fi
The Matrix
I, Robot
Æon Flux
A Scanner Darkly
Alien Vs. Predator

Horror
The Evil Dead
Saw
The Exorcist
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Red Dragon

Drama
The Godfather
Edward Scissorhands
American History X
8 Mile

Find more info (such as ratings and plot) on these movies at IMDB. Most of them are fairly popular, and rated R though."

So basically, I learned Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you.' Such is the rule of honor. 8)

This Turd's for you Newgrounds, hope you choke on it

XD XD XD X3 X3 <3<33333 ^_^

[MadCow]

loldicks :D

[MetalDart]

[22:09] tehmadc0w: lmfao
[22:09] tehmadc0w: my 10,000th post
[22:09] metaldart123: LMAO

Congrats MadCow. You totally did it.
After those three posts. :P

[SashaNein]

At 4/8/07 10:08 PM, All-Hallows wrote: I was swimmin' in the Carribean.

You read like, a whole sentence before posting??

[AshfordPride]

tehmadc0w: so anyway
tehmadc0w: i was going to do what you said
tehmadc0w: and make a rant or w/e
tehmadc0w: for my 10k
AshfordPride9087: Yeah...
tehmadc0w: but I posted "loldicks" instead
tehmadc0w: :[
tehmadc0w: is that ok, master?
tehmadc0w: is that ok, sergeant?
tehmadc0w: is that ok, sir?
AshfordPride9087: You mentioned your post count. Stat topic.
tehmadc0w: ohok
tehmadc0w: Im so sorry sir
tehmadc0w: please, violate me
AshfordPride9087: No.
AshfordPride9087: That would only be a reward.
tehmadc0w: MY PLAN FAIL'D

[TwilightFox]

At 4/8/07 10:07 PM, MadCow wrote: If there's a movie you want that's not what I posted, you can either post or PM me about it I will probably ignore it because I hate most of you, and most of you hate me ^_____^

Animated
Spirited Away
Ice Age
Finding Nemo
Princess Mononoke

How about Grave of the Fireflies and Escaflowne?

[Grind]

lots of movies and a 10,00th post so congrats

[XD0042006]

10,000 post! Congrats :)

[TwilightFox]

Also, congrats on your 10K, MadCow. Just in case you didn't get a screenie...

[k14pc]

Sweet, I can finally watch Borat without having to wait 4 hours for limewire.
Congrats on 10,000 posties.

[0peth]

Ok, I was originally not going to post, but I have respect for you rival-like angry cow.

Congrats on reaching 5 digits.

[MaxusBlam]

At 4/8/07 10:07 PM, MadCow wrote: You Can't Handle an Extravaganza

I think I'm entitled to...

[MadCow]

At 4/8/07 10:23 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Also, congrats on your 10K, MadCow. Just in case you didn't get a screenie...

High-Tech Screenshot Powers... GO!

[life]

I am not bumping this topic because Madcow's a fuck shit fucker.

[MadCow]

At 4/8/07 11:42 PM, life wrote: I am not bumping this topic because Madcow's a fuck shit fucker.

i see what you did there >:o

[SirCrustyNuts]

At 4/8/07 10:08 PM, MadCow wrote: loldicks :D

nice 10 000th post

[MetalDart]

MadCow and I are watching Tiny Toons.

fine, its just me. :'(

[f0d]

aw man what a waste

[MadCow]

At 4/9/07 12:06 AM, mamatequila wrote:

At 4/8/07 11:59 PM, f0d wrote: aw man what a waste

i have to agree,

you wasted your10k post by linking movies on tv-links and shit. I guess i was expecting a little more.

Also anyone with just a +1 "lol congrats on 10k" stat post gets a ban. Thank you MadCow.Happy Resurrection Day.

loldicks was my 10k post >:o
And I am quite proud, thank your very much, SIR

[MadCow]

At 4/9/07 12:11 AM, mamatequila wrote:

At 4/9/07 12:08 AM, MadCow wrote:

loldicks was my 10k post >:o
And I am quite proud, thank your very much, SIR

yes, and look at the thread you posted it in. WASTE....Ma'am.

oh shit
i need some ice
for this burn you just gave me ;[

[f0d]

At 4/9/07 12:06 AM, mamatequila wrote:

At 4/8/07 11:59 PM, f0d wrote: aw man what a waste

i have to agree,

hey WHO SAID YOU COULD AGREE WITH ME PRICK