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I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss!

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I went to NSW, Australia to see my friend (SpeedMetalCrumpet), I went to his hometown and he wasn't home, so I decided to go around the town to see if I could find him.
Then as I was walking past the school he goes to I saw the most magical thing I have ever seen.
SpeedMetalCrumpet, Taking a piss on the wall of his school.
I went over to him and tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and pissed all over me.

Discuss.

I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss!


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:23:27


SMC = slipperymoosecakes.

speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:23:29


At 1/25/07 06:21 AM, Night-Mare wrote:
Discuss.

You're a sick perv.

Did you rape him?

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:23:41


JUST LET THE MAN PEE I SAY!!!!
lawl :p
better go wash urself :p


WHY HELLO THAR

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:25:54


At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote: SMC = slipperymoosecakes.

speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?

LOL!

wow...thats...wow.

prepare to be pissed on asshole >: (

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:25:59


Wow, how long did this piss last? It's just keeps trickling towards that goal.

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:31:33


At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote: SMC = slipperymoosecakes.

speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?

You have offended a national treasure.

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:33:19


At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote:
speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?

I'm sorry, WHO ARE YOU?


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:40:29


At 1/25/07 06:25 AM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Wow, how long did this piss last? It's just keeps trickling towards that goal.

i was there for about...3 minutes just pissing. It was after school, i stayed back to finish a woodwork project and they locked the toilets. Had to piss somewhere.

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:47:10


At 1/25/07 06:45 AM, deckheadtottie wrote:
I'm sorry, WHO ARE YOU?

Geez, I know we were drunk, but I was sure the herpes would be a good reminder :(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 06:56:36


At 1/25/07 06:40 AM, SpeedMetalCrumpet wrote: i was there for about...3 minutes just pissing. It was after school, i stayed back to finish a woodwork project and they locked the toilets. Had to piss somewhere.

Wow, you were drinking a fair bit then. My mind flashes to a scene where someone is playing football, but they slip on the urine and yell "Ah! What the fudge!?".

Oh and,
Sorry, WHO ARE YOU?

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 07:12:08


At 1/25/07 06:33 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote:
speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?
I'm sorry, WHO ARE YOU?

hey, i remember when you were someone..
whatever happened to you..
oh well.


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 07:15:03


A flame war between popular newgrounds personalities oh noes!


Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 10:08:07


At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, fredmeister wrote: JUST LET THE MAN PEE I SAY!!!!
lawl :p
better go wash urself :p

agreed! a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 11:26:07


Where'd you get the Camera? It sounds like you went there to take a picture of him pissing...

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:29:35


At 1/25/07 07:20 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 1/25/07 06:40 AM, SpeedMetalCrumpet wrote: i was there for about...3 minutes just pissing.
How much did you drink, man?!

a few liters of water throughout the day, it was a hot day...34 degrees if i can remember.

At 1/25/07 07:52 AM, cementsocks wrote: Speed, you should change your name if you're really hardcore.

it used to be 'SpeedMetalSandwich'. Then it got stolen >: (

wonder if i can get it back yet...

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:33:43


SlipperyMooseCakes is easily the best name ever.


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:35:03


That could be anybody. Also, his trail of piss is pretty long. Also who is SpeedMetalCrumpet?


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:35:29


You liked it didn't you?

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:36:16


did you enjoy it?

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:37:46


lol! when did you see me???


Make war, not love.

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:47:07


At 1/25/07 06:37 PM, Smc316 wrote: lol! when did you see me???

hahaha! you dont live in Australia, nice try though.

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 18:51:40


At 1/25/07 06:47 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Geez, I know we were drunk, but I was sure the herpes would be a good reminder :(

I just lol'ed.

Why the fuck did you have to be de-modded? Fucking horse shit.


Cute+Funny=?

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:10:46


my alias is Smc316 and when i saw the title of this page i was confused................'till i saw your friend is in Australlia! lol!


Make war, not love.

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:17:09


There's something amiss.

Oh weasleyyy.


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:18:22


You should have lit the stream of piss on fire.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:18:54


At 1/25/07 07:17 PM, Reyals wrote: weasleyyy.

And now there are A's sneaking in my references. This is fantastic.


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:20:37


At 1/25/07 07:18 PM, MetalDart wrote: You should have lit the stream of piss on fire.

but piss isn't flammable...

at least mine isn't.

Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 19:23:41


At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote: SMC = slipperymoosecakes.

speedmetalcrumpet = nobody.

understand?

Lmfao.

I was actually SMC for a while (SatanicMilkCarton), but who can argue with logic like that?


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Response to I Caught Smc Taking A Public Piss! 2007-01-25 23:50:38


At 1/25/07 07:23 PM, KyleTheMadcap wrote: I was actually SMC for a while (SatanicMilkCarton), but who can argue with logic like that?

This dude can.

At 1/25/07 06:23 AM, Madknt wrote: SMC = slipperymoosecakes.

Btw, that was the whole point of the topic. ^_^ Just the fact that I have someone called SMC but there is SlipperMooseCakes also. ;D


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