I went to NSW, Australia to see my friend (SpeedMetalCrumpet), I went to his hometown and he wasn't home, so I decided to go around the town to see if I could find him.
Then as I was walking past the school he goes to I saw the most magical thing I have ever seen.
SpeedMetalCrumpet, Taking a piss on the wall of his school.
I went over to him and tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and pissed all over me.
Discuss.