Talk in Actionscript

[Kabomb]

if (you_understand == true) {
reply();
}
function reply(message) {
message = your_txt;
if (message != actionscript) {
dont_reply = true;
}
}
a = 'get ppl to understand ';
b = ' actionscript message';
this.thread.purpose = a+'your'+b;
// kthxbai

-translation-
If you understand, reply with your message. If your message isn't written in actionscript, then don't reply. The purpose of this thread is to try and get people to understand a message that you write in actionscript.

make sure the only english u use is the translation

give it a go...

[UnknownFury]

onClipEvent(enterTopic){
if(_root.you.hitTest(_root.myboot)){
_root.you.gotoAndPlay(die);
this.gotoAndPlay(laugh);
}
}

[WolfAkela]

while(me == 'stupid'){
trace("GO ME!!");
}

[Vengeance]

class reply extends forum {
private function addTo(topicId:Number, txt:String):Void {
var ad:LoadVars = new LoadVars();
ad.id = topicId;
ad.txt = txt;
ad.sendAndLoad("http://www.newgrounds.com/for um/takePost.php", ad, "POST");
}
public function inputText(input:String):Void {
addTo(633259, input);
}
}

var Vengeance:reply = new reply();
Vengeance.inputText("Your post failed at spelling and strict datatyping");

[KrookedK]

At 1/3/07 04:22 AM, UnknownFury wrote: onClipEvent(enterTopic){
if(_root.you.hitTest(_root.myboot)){
_root.you.gotoAndPlay(die);
this.gotoAndPlay(laugh);
}
}

onClipEvent(enterTopic){
-rootyou.gotoAndPlay(lol)
this.gotoAndPlay(lmao)
}
}

[UnknownFury]

var mysound:Sound = nev Sound();
mysound.attachSound("laughter");

[Starblinky]

trace("this thread is silly");

[Vengeance]

for(i in _posts){
if(_posts[i].user !="Vengeance"){
_posts[i].humorLevel=0;
_posts[i].fail=true;
_posts[i].user.coolPoints--;
}
}

[Kabomb]

onPostReply=function(){
var n00b_array:Array = ['z0mg', 'ftw', '!!!!11!!', 'pr0n']
for (i=0; i<n00b_array.length; i++){
if (message == n00b_array[i]){
_root.n00bs.pointandlaugh = true
}
}
}

setMovietitle (Tanks on Rampage);
TotalFrames (540);

setscript "Green Tank rolling over a school bus, a bus driver named Otto jumps out of it and begins climbing the tank, he jumps inside and knocks the guy out and begins driving the tank into the sunset";

startAnimation;

gotoAndPlay(1);

[EggysGames]

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {

if (_root.penis.hitTest(_root.vagina)) {
_root.thrustMotion++
}

if (_root.thrustMotion == 9893) {
_root.sperm += random(9000)
}

if (_root.sperm >= 5000_ {
timer++
}

if (_root.timer >= 80000) {
attachMovieClip("Baby")
}
}

[Kabomb]

if (newgrounds._parent == 'Tom Fulp') {
removeMovieClip('Tom Fulp');
var owner:MovieClip = 'Kabomb';
}

[Vengeance]

At 1/3/07 05:25 AM, Kabomb wrote: if (newgrounds._parent == 'Tom Fulp') {
removeMovieClip('Tom Fulp');
var owner:MovieClip = 'Kabomb';
}

Vengeance.write('FAIL, if you remove the parent movieclip then it removes all children movieclips thus no newgrounds.');
Vengeance.onReply=function(){
Vengeance.provideComeback('witty');
if(Vengeance.sexuality.getsChallenged){
MakeJoke('bad', 'your mumma');
}
}

[GustTheASGuy]

native class Bbs extends MovieClip;

open('Talk in Actionscript');
import people.internet.*;
var Nick:SiteOwningSassypants = personal.friends[NG].rvNick,
s:Witty = personal.witty.codes;
if (Nick is DudeWhoThinksHesCoolerThanGust)
post(s.bring(s.GREATLY_CONFUSING_YET_VALID_AV M2_CODE_FOR_FORUM_SISSIES)),
post('lolnickyoucanttelllocalvariablesfromcla ssmembersxD');

[KyleDaFox]

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if(_root.myFist.hitTest(_root.you){
_root.you.gotoAndPlay("die animation");
}
}

onClipEvent(load){
if(_root.myFoot.hitTest(_root.yourFace)){
this.laughter = true;
_root.you = sad;
}
}

If my fist hits you, you do your death motion. If my foot hits your face I laugh and you feel sad.

[BAM]

if (goodASer == false && post == true) {
prepareForFlaming();
}
if (user==BAM && flamed == true) {
cry();
}

[Casualty]

if(bored){
randomInternet();
}else{
time=0;
while(time<10000){
doFlash();
}
resetTime();
while(time<10000){
doNewgrounds();
}
}

[Maxxor]

Stop();

No, wait?

[dragonjet]

play();

map.onPress = function(){
mapDrag=true;
x=_xmouse-map._x;
y=_ymouse-map._y;
}
map.onRelease = function(){ mapDrag=false; }

map2.onPress = function(){
mapDrag2=true;
x=_xmouse-map2._x;
y=_ymouse-map2._y;
}
map2.onRelease = function(){ mapDrag2=false; }

map3.onPress = function(){
mapDrag3=true;
x=_xmouse-map3._x;
y=_ymouse-map3._y;
}
map3.onRelease = function(){ mapDrag3=false; }

map4.onPress = function(){
mapDrag4=true;
x=_xmouse-map4._x;
y=_ymouse-map4._y;
}
map4.onRelease = function(){ mapDrag4=false; }

onMouseUp = function(){ mapDrag=false; mapDrag2=false; mapDrag3=false; mapDrag4=false;}

function doThis(){

if(mapDrag==true){

map._x = _xmouse-x;
map._y = _ymouse-y;

if(map._x>0){map2._x=map._x-map._width;}
else{ map2._x=map._x+map._width;}

if(map._y>0){map3._y=map._y-map._height;}
else{ map3._y=map._y+map._height;}

map2._y = map._y;
map3._x = map._x;
map4._x=map2._x;
map4._y=map3._y;

}

if(mapDrag2==true){

map2._x = _xmouse-x;
map2._y = _ymouse-y;

if(map2._x>0){map._x=map2._x-map._width;}
else{ map._x=map2._x+map._width;}

if(map2._y>0){map4._y=map2._y-map._height;}
else{ map4._y=map2._y+map._height;}

map._y=map2._y;
map4._x=map2._x;
map3._x=map._x;
map3._y=map4._y;

}

if(mapDrag3==true){

map3._x = _xmouse-x;
map3._y = _ymouse-y;

if(map3._x>0){map4._x=map3._x-map._width;}
else{ map4._x=map3._x+map._width;}

if(map3._y>0){map._y=map3._y-map._height;}
else{ map._y=map3._y+map._height;}

map._x=map3._x;
map4._y=map3._y;
map2._x=map4._x;
map2._y=map._y;

}

if(mapDrag4==true){

map4._x = _xmouse-x;
map4._y = _ymouse-y;

if(map4._x>0){map2._x=map4._x-map._width;}
else{ map2._x=map4._x+map._width;}

if(map4._y>0){map3._y=map4._y-map._height;}
else{ map3._y=map4._y+map._height;}

map2._y=map4._y;
map3._x=map4._x;
map._x=map2._x;
map._y=map3._y;

}

} setInterval(function(){ doThis(); },10);

[dragonjet]

trace(" Sorry, I just don like the idea... ");

[CaiWengi]

At 1/3/07 11:14 AM, dragonjet wrote: trace(" Sorry, I just don like the idea... ");

OMG SYNTAX ERROR

onClipEvent(EnterFrame;) {
function {WittyAnswer}
if (WittyAnswer == funny) {
getUrl(www.newgrounds.com)
} else {
restart
}

[Chanches]

At 1/3/07 05:41 AM, Vengeance wrote:

At 1/3/07 05:25 AM, Kabomb wrote: if (newgrounds._parent == 'Tom Fulp') {
removeMovieClip('Tom Fulp');
var owner:MovieClip = 'Kabomb';
}

Vengeance.write('FAIL, if you remove the parent movieclip then it removes all children movieclips thus no newgrounds.');
Vengeance.onReply=function(){
Vengeance.provideComeback('witty');
if(Vengeance.sexuality.getsChallenged){
MakeJoke('bad', 'your mumma');
}
}

onClipEvent(enterTopic){
if(_root.Vengeance.smartass=true){
trace("Stop ruining the thread with your smartass remarks");
}
if(_root.Vengeance.provideComeback==true){
trace("expected/10");
}
}

[KrookedK]

// Action script...

// [onClipEvent of sprite 86 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
c = new Sound(this);
c.attachSound("c");
lowc = new Sound(this);
lowc.attachSound("lowc");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 88 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
s = new Sound(this);
s.attachSound("s");
lowsmg = new Sound(this);
lowsmg.attachSound("lowsmg");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 90 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
ak = new Sound(this);
ak.attachSound("ak");
lowak = new Sound(this);
lowak.attachSound("lowak");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 92 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
l85 = new Sound(this);
l85.attachSound("l85");
lowl85 = new Sound(this);
lowl85.attachSound("lowl85");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 94 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
ump = new Sound(this);
ump.attachSound("ump");
lowump = new Sound(this);
lowump.attachSound("lowump");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 96 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
cgs = new Sound(this);
cgs.attachSound("cgs");
lowmini = new Sound(this);
lowmini.attachSound("lowmini");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 98 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
heartbeat = new Sound(this);
heartbeat.attachSound("heartbeat");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 100 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
mag = new Sound(this);
mag.attachSound("mag");
lowmag = new Sound(this);
lowmag.attachSound("lowmag");
}

// [onClipEvent of sprite 102 in frame 1]
onClipEvent (load)
{
setProperty("", _visible, false);
lookdown1 = new Sound(this);
lookdown1.attachSound("lookdown1");
lookdown2 = new Sound(this);
lookdown2.attachSound("lookdown2");
lookdown3 = new Sound(this);
lookdown3.attachSound("lookdown3");
lookdown4 = new Sound(this);
lookdown4.attachSound("lookdown4");
lookdown5 = new Sound(this);
lookdown5.attachSound("lookdown5");
lookdown6 = new Sound(this);
lookdown6.attachSound("lookdown6");
splitmek1 = new Sound(this);
splitmek1.attachSound("splitmek1");
splitmek2 = new Sound(this);
splitmek2.attachSound("splitmek2");
splitmek3 = new Sound(this);
splitmek3.attachSound("splitmek3");
splitmek4 = new Sound(this);
splitmek4.attachSound("splitmek4");
monks1 = new Sound(this);
monks1.attachSound("monks1");
monks2 = new Sound(this);
monks2.attachSound("monks2");
monks3 = new Sound(this);
monks3.attachSound("monks3");
monks4 = new Sound(this);
monks4.attachSound("monks4");
monks5 = new Sound(this);
monks5.attachSound("monks5");
monks6 = new Sound(this);
monks6.attachSound("monks6");
}

// [Action in Frame 1]
shatter1 = new Sound(this);
shatter1.attachSound("shatter1");
shatter2 = new Sound(this);
shatter2.attachSound("shatter2");
lowshatter1 = new Sound(this);
lowshatter1.attachSound("shatter1");
lowshatter2 = new Sound(this);
lowshatter2.attachSound("shatter2");
pistol = new Sound(this);
pistol.attachSound("pistol");
pistol.setVolume(75);
lowpistol = new Sound(this);
lowpistol.attachSound("lowpistol");
lowpistol.setVolume(75);
deagle = new Sound(this);
deagle.attachSound("deagle");
lowde = new Sound(this);
lowde.attachSound("lowde");
shotgun = new Sound(this);
shotgun.attachSound("shotgun");
shotgun.setVolume(75);
lowshotgun = new Sound(this);
lowshotgun.attachSound("lowshotgun");
lowshotgun.setVolume(75);
uzi = new Sound(this);
uzi.attachSound("uzi");
lowuzi = new Sound(this);
lowuzi.attachSound("lowuzi");
m = new Sound(this);
m.attachSound("m");
m.setVolume(75);
lowm16 = new Sound(this);
lowm16.attachSound("lowm16");
lowm16.setVolume(75);
m60 = new Sound(this);
m60.attachSound("m60");
lowm60 = new Sound(this);
lowm60.attachSound("lowm60");
mach = new Sound(this);
mach.attachSound("mach");
lowmach = new Sound(this);
lowmach.attachSound("lowmach");
sil = new Sound(this);
sil.attachSound("sil");
lowsilenced = new Sound(this);
lowsilenced.attachSound("lowsilenced");
siaga = new Sound(this);
siaga.attachSound("siaga");
lownopump = new Sound(this);
lownopump.attachSound("lownopump");
steyr = new Sound(this);
steyr.attachSound("steyr");
lowsteyr = new Sound(this);
lowsteyr.attachSound("lowsteyr");
cgse = new Sound(this);
cgse.attachSound("cgse");
empty = new Sound(this);
empty.attachSound("empty");
lowempty = new Sound(this);
lowempty.attachSound("lowempty");
knife = new Sound(this);
knife.attachSound("knife");
gl = new Sound(this);
gl.attachSound("gl");
lowgl = new Sound(this);
lowgl.attachSound("lowgl");
ex = new Sound(this);
ex.attachSound("ex");
lowexp = new Sound(this);
lowexp.attachSound("lowexp");
shell1 = new Sound(this);
shell1.attachSound("shell1");
lowshell = new Sound(this);
lowshell.attachSound("lowshell");
fall1 = new Sound(this);
fall1.attachSound("fall1");
fall2 = new Sound(this);
fall2.attachSound("fall2");
fall3 = new Sound(this);
fall3.attachSound("fall3");
lowfall1 = new Sound(this);
lowfall1.attachSound("lowfall1");
lowfall2 = new Sound(this);
lowfall2.attachSound("lowfall2");
lowfall3 = new Sound(this);
lowfall3.attachSound("lowfall3");
punch1 = new Sound(this);
punch1.attachSound("punch1");
punch2 = new Sound(this);
punch2.attachSound("punch2");
punch3 = new Sound(this);
punch3.attachSound("punch3");
lowpunch1 = new Sound(this);
lowpunch1.attachSound("lowpunch1");
lowpunch2 = new Sound(this);
lowpunch2.attachSound("lowpunch2");
lowpunch3 = new Sound(this);
lowpunch3.attachSound("lowpunch3");
intobt = new Sound(this);
intobt.attachSound("intobt");
outofbt = new Sound(this);
outofbt.attachSound("outofbt");
oversound = new Sound(this);
oversound.attachSound("over");
oksound = new Sound(this);
oksound.attachSound("ok");
rocket = new Sound(this);
rocket.attachSound("rocket");
lowrocket = new Sound(this);
lowrocket.attachSound("lowrocket");

translation: lol

[LTmatt]

(_.root} this_thread fails = true) {
FAIL();

onClipEvent(lol)
gotoAndPlay(locked);

lol

[LTmatt]

onClipEvent(bestThreadEvar{
if(_root.LOL(_root.luff)){
gotoAndPlay(die_retard);
this.gotoAndPlay(lawl_);
}
}

[jmtb02]

You're all banned.