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Fuck long songs!

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Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 04:22:33


OK, in the last while, while making my other songs, I´ve had a big fat project, making a song with more than 100 different tracks, (normally I´ve never had more than 20), and it got 7 minutes long.
Then I try to play the beauty at GarageBand (It´s actually possible making great tunes with them! Omfg!)

CANT PLEH SONG. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. OMFG!!!!1!1!!! ALRET ALRET!!1111!!1!111!
And I think "What the crap? This has never happened before." So I try importing it to iTunes"
CANT PLEH SONG. TEH FILE IS TOO BIG.

I import it into Audacity.
CANT IMPORT SONG. ITZ TOO BIG!!!11!!
I try lowering the quality with Switch. Then, I must find the old file which fucking switch has put in the MaestroSorrow folder, for some damn reason.
And it takes AGES converting the quality. I come back after a quick lunch. Finally it´s qualified down. I try importing it into Audacity again. Ah. it works!
I shorten it like crazy, and it is only 5 minutes long now.

Again I must convert it to an mp3.
MUST GO TRU LAMELIB CUZ I CANT MAIK IT MP3 IF U DONT HAEV LAMELIB.
I try downloading lamelib. Then it´s my Mac that disappoint me.
SCRIPT EDITOR CANT OPEN FILES IN TEH "SCRIPT" FORMAT.

Oh, the irony. So I just saw it can also be exported as an Ogg Vorbis, which actually works. And I take the Ogg Vorbis into Switch.
DECOEDING OGG VORBIS. PLZ BE PATIENT. 0% DONE.
20 minutes.
DECOEDING OGG VORBIS. PLZ BE PATIENT. 0% DONE.

You know, I don´t want to wait in infinity time for such and cancel the convert. The final option in Audacity is as a .wav. now suddenly it´s WAY bigger than usual!
I take that file into switch. And convert it into an mp3. Then I submit it to Newgrounds.
U CANT HAVE SONGS BIGGR TAN 4000KB URS WAS 5551 KB.
I lower the quality 3 steps lower, into 7.
U CANT HAVE SONGS BIGGR TAN 4000KB. URS WAS 4226 KB.
Even more, into quality 8 of 9... *Begins getting pissed off*
PZZOIING! Switch shuts down. I try again and again. PZZOIING! PZZOIING! PZOIING!

Now I am REALLY angry and try finding another converter for Mac. I found out there was a program called Amadeus II. I try converting it to mp3 with that.
Submit to Newgrounds, attempt 3:
UR SONG MUST BE 44.1 KHZ IN ZAMPLE RATE SO FLASJ AUTHORS CAN HAEV IT IN THEIR FLASHES. URS WAS 32 KHZ IN SIZE.

...

I also accidentaly deleted the original file with the song.

...

I am now officially pissed.

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 04:58:04


Hahahaha, perhaps it´s because all your software have been infected with 1337 lol-speaker, so they can´t communicate in proper language anymore and acts thereafter? :)

I just can´t not laugh. I know fighting with comps is extremley frustrating, wich makes it even more fun.
+ you described it in an amusing way. However, I suffer with you.
Who am i kidding, this was hilarious :D


Wakka wakka

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 05:17:58


At 12/10/06 04:58 AM, Rucklo wrote: Hahahaha, perhaps it´s because all your software have been infected with 1337 lol-speaker, so they can´t communicate in proper language anymore and acts thereafter? :)

I just expressed myself that way because the programs are so fucking stupid...

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 08:05:38


lol. It was funny when you were cusing about it. Hey, its a computer program! You cant do anything about it =p

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 08:21:55


This is why I try to stay on the good side of technology. For it is vengeful, like God!

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 10:17:42


At 12/10/06 08:05 AM, Yogosun wrote: lol. It was funny when you were cusing about it. Hey, its a computer program! You cant do anything about it =p

I can kick it at full power to end it all for it

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 11:16:56


Be nice to your technology, you will hurt its feelings for trying...XD


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Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 11:23:51


I once made a song 10 minutes long, it was a BEEEEEEEEEP.

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 11:35:15


you hate well isn't that an ass you need an advanced system in order to play a song with that many mb.

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 13:29:11


HARHAR! U GODD OWN3D, COKKEIMONSTA!!11!1!

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 13:33:40


At 12/10/06 04:22 AM, SBB wrote:

CANT PLEH SONG. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. OMFG!!!!1!1!!! ALRET ALRET!!1111!!1!111!

Would't it be great if computer programs really talked to you like that

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 13:41:22


At 12/10/06 01:33 PM, SineRider wrote:
At 12/10/06 04:22 AM, SBB wrote:

CANT PLEH SONG. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. OMFG!!!!1!1!!! ALRET ALRET!!1111!!1!111!
Would't it be great if computer programs really talked to you like that

If it had intelligense it would.

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 13:42:46


At 12/10/06 01:41 PM, SBB wrote: If it had intelligense it would!

LÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖL

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 13:55:25


At 12/10/06 01:42 PM, DJ-Ravecore wrote:
At 12/10/06 01:41 PM, SBB wrote: If it had intelligense it would!
LÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖL

LØLL wtf

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 14:07:23


At 12/10/06 01:55 PM, SBB wrote: LØLL wtf

Don't brag with ya Danish! LÖLÖLÖLÖL ÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ XD

Response to Fuck long songs! 2006-12-10 14:09:44


At 12/10/06 02:07 PM, DJ-Ravecore wrote:
At 12/10/06 01:55 PM, SBB wrote: LØLL wtf
Don't brag with ya Danish! LÖLÖLÖLÖL ÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ XD

Norwegian for the win!