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im drunk and im locking everything!

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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:43:50


At 10/28/06 12:39 AM, Johnny wrote:
This message was brought to you by Johnny Krysys
Makers of the electric mop.

Actually not a bad idea.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:45:56


At 10/28/06 12:43 AM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Actually not a bad idea.

It wasn't a bad idea last time it was invented, either.

*vanishes with the wind*

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:47:44


At 10/28/06 12:45 AM, Whiplash21 wrote:
*vanishes with the wind*

Where the Hell did that guy go?


This sig is 100% effective protection from all hexes, curses, evil spirits and bad karma. Guaranteed.

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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:49:33


At 10/28/06 12:47 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote:
At 10/28/06 12:45 AM, Whiplash21 wrote:
*vanishes with the wind*
Where the Hell did that guy go?

Quick check to get some Condoms, duct tape and mouth wash...

Figure out the rest...

IF YOU DARE!!! Mwhahahahahahaahaah........goldfish.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:50:13


At 10/28/06 12:47 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Where the Hell did that guy go?

Anonymous guy in the corner:
"He went with the wind!"

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 00:57:35


You can ban me only if you have a decent witty comment to go with it.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:21:43


Insert cheesy inspirational music.

Hello,

Fade from black. Two people walkdown a beach at sunset.

I'm a banana.

Some people riding bikes up a mountain

I used to be a kiwi.

zoom out to fat kid, crying in the corner... eating cookies.

That is until I joined the Coalition against Kiwi.

Close up, confident.

The CAK helped me fight back against the tyranny of the little fuzzy fruit.

Close up of the evil kiwi... Make sure it has a hitler mustache.

I damned their seeds. I damned their green insides every waking minute.

Close up... drama shot.

Finally, I was set free from CAK. I took control of my life, and you can too... with
"Banana," from Johnny Krysys.

A pink converse with hello kitty on it smashes one of the fruit.

Please, if you're tired living as a tarty tasting nutsack... Give us a call today.

Someone playing with a dog.

1-888-Bana-nna

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:25:43


At 10/28/06 01:21 AM, Johnny wrote: Stupid, useless post.

fag. Get a life. Your girlfriend is probably upstairs naked and sleeping and you're probably downstairs playing Guitar Hero and posting on NG.

You're such a loser.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:27:34


At 10/28/06 01:25 AM, Johnny wrote:
At 10/28/06 01:21 AM, Johnny wrote: Stupid, useless post.
fag. Get a life. Your girlfriend is probably upstairs naked and sleeping and you're probably downstairs playing Guitar Hero and posting on NG.

You're such a loser.

F u n000b!!

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:31:16


You won’t ban me, you’re probably too baked to even push the right button… ;)


"Such is life..."

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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:33:25


The flash forum and everyone on it can suck my balls, which have yet to drop :(

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:40:39


SPAM!!
...sorry i always wanted to do it..

im drunk and im locking everything!

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:40:49


hehe im gonna be so disappointed tmrw when i wake up


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:45:01


This is fun, so is purple!

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 01:51:01


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/346394

oh yes, submitting old flash is fun!!!

watch it and love it!

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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:07:06


omg wikd. I came on here prepared to post in the mod lounge about how Kayn was drunk last night and now no one is tonight, leaving me to be a sore drunken loner. Now here's Lu with this masterpiece. I knew there was a reason I kept that kid around. Tonight's cocktail was dark rum, Stella Artois and cheap cigamarettes. S'a good combination in my books. These books being on the same literary level as porno magazines, of course. Not just regular porno magazines either. Niche porno magazines about people wearing socks during sex or wearing particularly restraining headgear or something. My diction is too good when I'm drunk, I know, but it beats the people who come on here like lomga imd run k plx avknowledge how baarly Im typing lsol.


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:12:33


im a classy lady ... captain morgan private stock.


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:15:39


At 10/28/06 02:12 AM, Luis wrote: im a classy lady ... captain morgan private stock.

Private stock. Is that another one of those ones from like 30+ years ago? I was just rambling to Meg about that today. How did they have such an accurate concept of how supply and demand would exist today all the way back then. I find it so hard to believe that they held onto so much liquor for so long and that it sells for only 5- bucks more a bottle. I swear they're cheating the process with time machines or microwave ovens or something.


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:16:46


Haha, only Flash Forum mods are online right now. Isn't that hilarious? No. k.


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:29:36


At 10/28/06 02:12 AM, Luis wrote: im a classy lady ... captain morgan private stock.

I'm the king of pain...
look at my eyes that had surgery on =OOO
So bad eh?

I'm in alot of pain at the moment.
='[
i can't even see really ..it's really blurry.

Never get muscle tigheninng surgery..EVER
I swear this is no joke.
I really mean this.
NO JOKE AT ALL.
This is what I really look like as we speak..or type.

im drunk and im locking everything!


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:35:46


At 10/28/06 02:29 AM, Rudy wrote: This is what I really look like as we speak..or type.

I think you have posted more pictures of yourself than everyone else in the forum combined.


Hi there!

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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:36:56


At 10/28/06 02:35 AM, jmtb02 wrote:
At 10/28/06 02:29 AM, Rudy wrote: This is what I really look like as we speak..or type.
I think you have posted more pictures of yourself than everyone else in the forum combined.

I'm a beautiful ...monster!
*runs and cries*

But seriously; I got surgery yesterday morning..
I'm in so much pain right now =[


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:37:12


At 10/28/06 02:35 AM, jmtb02 wrote: I think you have posted more pictures of yourself than everyone else in the forum combined.

Haha, I've noticed this too. But at least now he's not braggin bout his purty blue eyes. Just noting how surgery-addled they are :P


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:45:02


At 10/28/06 02:37 AM, NegativeONE wrote: But at least now he's not braggin bout his purty blue eyes.

Blue eyes are overrated anyway.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 02:57:15


i havnt been drunk since wednesday night, it sucks.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 03:06:26


Woohooo! I don------ Oh... The perfect opportunity to say something clever and I can't think of anything.

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 03:16:25


hey, luis! ...or any other mod that's in here.

ban me until tomorrow and leave a silly ban message. thanks.


snyggys

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 03:19:37


Rawr...someone feels happy tonight.


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Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 03:21:11


At 10/28/06 03:19 AM, Re2deemer wrote: Rawr...someone feels happy tonight.

is that what the gooey liquid i am standing in, ankle-deep, resulted from?


snyggys

Response to im drunk and im locking everything! 2006-10-28 03:30:13


lol, i dunno
I had a wierd dream that Luis has the same sig like me. I asked him like WTF was wrong with him and he banned me. :P


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