Goodbye, Newgrounds

[dmpstr]

I'm very sorry to say this, but I find no reason to live any longer. I am going to take my own life.

Many of you will probably flame me for this, but I will not be hear to read them.

As many of you may know, my parents were killed yesterday due to a hold-up at a bank. My dad tried to stop the three people who were holding it up, but they shot him 5 times, he died. Then they shot my mom, due to the fact that she was weeping too much.

That however is not my only reason for making this rash decision. If you havn't heard, I have been diagnosed with terminal hemerhedge, bleeding from various places on my body. No I'm not joking, or lying. It will eventually kill me, and it hurts like a bitch everytime it happens.

I will say my final goodbyes to the Elite Guard Barracks, SlashFirestorm, and all of my friends of the Newgrounds community.

I have a gun by my hand as I type. Many of you may not believe, but I also left a surprise when authorities come to claim my body. You will most likely see me this story on the news very soon, maybe by tommarrow. I made sure to give Newgrounds publicity with my surprise.

Goodbye, Newgrounds.

Puts gun in mouth and shoots.

[Black-Chaos]

Pics or it never happened.

[Narusegawa]

Cool.

[GodlyAssassin]

Puts gun in mouth and shoots.

That ruined it...

[TurtleLove117]

Let me speak to you before you go.

If you PM me i'll give you my number so we can talk.

I can't let this happen right in front of my eyes.

[CaveyMc-fat]

somebody needs attention...

[GodlyAssassin]

At 10/11/06 10:03 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Let me speak to you before you go.

If you PM me i'll give you my number so we can talk.

I can't let this happen right in front of my eyes.

he doesnt have a topic about his parents, or any sadness. and the last part ruined it. ur so gullible...

[TurtleLove117]

At 10/11/06 10:04 PM, GodlyAssassin wrote:

At 10/11/06 10:03 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Let me speak to you before you go.

If you PM me i'll give you my number so we can talk.

I can't let this happen right in front of my eyes.

he doesnt have a topic about his parents, or any sadness. and the last part ruined it. ur so gullible...

He's probably already dead, and it's your fault.

I even stopped working out to wait for his response.

You killed him, bitch.

YOU.

[troubles1]

CAN I have your account?I mean no o for the love of god don't do it. SERIOUSLY Can I have it?since you may not need it.

[Legionnaire-X]

Rofl, no one at ng cares about your suicide.

[Boburning]

Puts gun in mouth and shoots.

that REALY ruins it

You Socially-Fail at bullshitting me.

[jacktherack]

attention whore and prepare for this to be locked

[MisterDielectric]

At 10/11/06 10:00 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Goodbye, Newgrounds.

Puts gun in mouth and shoots.

Har har har. Hyuck hyuck.

He's saying goodbye to a website.

And for gods sake, don't blow your brains out all over your computer... Aunt Jennie won't be able to sell it on Ebay.

[mexicansrulz]

At 10/11/06 10:00 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: I'm very sorry to say this, but I find no reason to live any longer. I am going to take my own life.

Many of you will probably flame me for this, but I will not be hear to read them.

As many of you may know, my parents were killed yesterday due to a hold-up at a bank. My dad tried to stop the three people who were holding it up, but they shot him 5 times, he died. Then they shot my mom, due to the fact that she was weeping too much.

That however is not my only reason for making this rash decision. If you havn't heard, I have been diagnosed with terminal hemerhedge, bleeding from various places on my body. No I'm not joking, or lying. It will eventually kill me, and it hurts like a bitch everytime it happens.

I will say my final goodbyes to the Elite Guard Barracks, SlashFirestorm, and all of my friends of the Newgrounds community.

I have a gun by my hand as I type. Many of you may not believe, but I also left a surprise when authorities come to claim my body. You will most likely see me this story on the news very soon, maybe by tommarrow. I made sure to give Newgrounds publicity with my surprise.

Goodbye, Newgrounds.

Puts gun in mouth and shoots.

Your name says it all. Your an idiot and a loser. I seriously don't care if you did kill yourself cause I never met you. If your just lying and your doing this just to get attention, then I really hope you do put a gun in your mouth and shoot yourself just because your a low life for starting a thread like this in the first place. And im almost 100% certain that this is againts the rules in Newgrounds and that you will be banned eventually for doing this. What a loser.

[GodlyAssassin]

At 10/11/06 10:03 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote:

He's probably already dead, and it's your fault.

I even stopped working out to wait for his response.

You killed him, bitch.

YOU.

There is a slight possibility, but some fo the story ruined it badly. If it was on the news (his parents), then I'm really, really sorry. Since he's dead now... Rest In Peace :[

[Crag]

lets give this guy a post of silence

and now.................PARTY!!

[axl-lee]

If you die,can i have your account?

[Crag]

At 10/11/06 10:11 PM, axl-lee wrote: If you die,can i have your account?

hes socially failed why would you want his account?

[TurtleLove117]

I hope anyone who is laughing at this poor man gets killed by a MySpace chain letter.

[Darkagentx]

As trusting as I normally am, I'm not buying this, not yet anyway. Too much BS here, if this was true, know that you wouldn't have bothered posting it.

[mexicansrulz]

At 10/11/06 10:13 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: I hope anyone who is laughing at this poor man gets killed by a MySpace chain letter.

Shut the fuck up.

[MisterDielectric]

Look at his juicy body just laying there mutilated.

...

...Uhhhmmm, wanna fuck 'em?

Suit yaself

[Novelty]

If you shot the gun then how did you hit the "post reply" button?

[Anko]

You spelled tomorrow wrong.

[King-Sephiroth]

he probly has a alt the noob he is.... emo...also seriosly no you dont put the whole *puts gun to mouth thing you give pics or it never happened....or ,aybe some head chunks.....

[TurtleLove117]

At 10/11/06 10:14 PM, mexicansrulz wrote:

At 10/11/06 10:13 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: I hope anyone who is laughing at this poor man gets killed by a MySpace chain letter.

Shut the fuck up.

Go trade places with the topic creator.

[rockerforlife]

hmm, why ay goodbye to a website, that would be the last thing on my mind if im about tokil myself, i can only come to one conclusion NEWGROUNDS IS GOD, therefor it comes first before everthing

[Evark]

The lot of you are douchebags.

Seriously. Have some class. This is a real person, who may or may not be looking for attention, but is obviously troubled none-the-less.

Anyway, since we don't like having our emotions played with in that way, so to speak, if you really are dead, you won't mind the 30 day ban you're currently serving.

[Evark]

Update: He's not dead, but he's serving the ban anyway.