Well, tomorrow morning, BBS regular Dangan goes under the surgeon's knife to get a complete overhaul.
All joking aside ladies and gents, he's not coming back as a woman
There is a chance he may not be coming back, but we don't want to think about that, because it's not going to happen DO YOU HEAR ME?! *shakes fist*
The British medical system administered a higher dosage of 'thydroxine' than was required and his heart is on it's last legs. His surgery is at 1000 tomorrow morning (BST) and within about 2 weeks, when he comes back, we can demand horribly gross pics of his scar
Get well soon buddy, we're thinking of you.