There once was a man on Newgrounds,
Whose comedy height knows no bounds.
He posted a lot,
And my God is he hot,
And he’s just as awesome as he sounds.
There once was a user called Kirk,
Some people thought he was a jerk.
But that’s just not the case,
He’s a man of good grace,
And wouldn’t mind owning a Merc.
There once was a bloke called Cocaine,
Who could be called anything at all but mundane.
To some he was God,
And although he was odd,
He could drink his own weight in Champagne.
Now let us close with a reciting of The Kirk’s Prayer:
Our Flash, Who art in the portal,
Hominid be thy name.
Thy collab locked
Thy will be banned, in the forums as it is in the portal
Give us this day our daily exp.
And forgive us our flames,
As we forgive those who flame us.
And lead us not into eBaums,
But deliver us from being blammed.
Amen.
I’ll think of something better for 20,000 I promise!
TEN THOUSAND POSTS
10 pages please ;)
