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G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard!

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G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:17:55


Ahhhh, enfin! 670 blams, 829 saves... just 1 tiny little blam or save away from Elite Guard Private, FINALLY. :::waits for 1 of the 10 or so under judgement entries on the portal to clear the bar my direction:::

And now, the long long climb ahead to get back to a gold badge awaits. I'll be happy if I can only get to Praporschik... 8000 points... egads.

How's everyone else feel about their rank? Satisfied, unsatisfied? What is the lowest rank you could handle plateauing out at?


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:22:30


I wish mine were higher but to much time spent on the portal turns ya to the dark side you soon get obessed withs blams and protects and the you want to blam everything in sight your so drunk with your power.

Oops sorrie bout that,Check out my new neutral Aura

G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard!


"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:23:21


fiddlesticks

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:27:13


this is for when you get it because I'll probably forget to check this post out later...

Congratulations man! You evil evil person : )

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:44:48


... evil? Did you bother to look at my blam/protects? I've got 1.24 times as many protects as blams, how can that be evil? Heck, I've probably got one of the highest ratios of saves to blams of anyone with 1500+ points. #;-}>

And as for power hungriness, come on now. You can use your power for protection just as easily as blamming, just look at me.


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:48:06


congrats


BBS HERO! O RLY?

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 15:49:50


At 2/17/03 03:44 PM, gfoxcook wrote: ... evil? Did you bother to look at my blam/protects? I've got 1.24 times as many protects as blams, how can that be evil? Heck, I've probably got one of the highest ratios of saves to blams of anyone with 1500+ points. #;-}>

Yeah, you have to admit that's an achievement

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 16:09:19


At 2/17/03 03:49 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote:
At 2/17/03 03:44 PM, gfoxcook wrote: ... evil? Did you bother to look at my blam/protects? I've got 1.24 times as many protects as blams, how can that be evil? Heck, I've probably got one of the highest ratios of saves to blams of anyone with 1500+ points. #;-}>
Yeah, you have to admit that's an achievement

It's pretty tough going. Every time I look at the entries deleted/total entries for the previous day, I cringe and think "look at all the blam points I missed out on!", but somehow as I'm voting, I just naturally accrue more saves than blams. Still, I consider myself firmly in the neutral aura.

:::aspires to your point total::: ranked #38, damn!


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 16:18:30


Congrats. Welcome to the EG.
My goal is to get on the top 50 list for one day.

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 16:24:07


At 2/17/03 04:18 PM, rezgwu wrote: Congrats. Welcome to the EG.

Thanks. Glad to be here. heh.

My goal is to get on the top 50 list for one day.

51, eh? You're oh so close, I'd say your goal's gonna be reached pretty soon. I guess if I got to my goal of 8000, I'd probably be on the list as well, though perhaps by the time I get to 8000, 50 other people will be above it, too. We shall see.....


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:14:22


Ahhh... why does it always seem that your blams/saves slow down to an interminably slow crawl right after you level up... BLEH! :::gives up on the portal for a few hours::: later, peops. :::goes off to do stuff IRL:::


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:18:34


At 2/17/03 03:17 PM, gfoxcook wrote: How's everyone else feel about their rank? Satisfied, unsatisfied? What is the lowest rank you could handle plateauing out at?

Hey hey, congrats. I joined the Elita Guard around 2 in the morning today. Feels good, though my points are about in the reverse order as yours; about twice as many blams as saves.

I hope to one day crack the top 50, but that's a pretty lofty goal. I may just call it good when I reach 3,000. But, we'll see.

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:34:16


The whole blam/protect thing is stupid if you ask me...but then again u DIDNT ask me...so...

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:37:20


At 2/17/03 05:34 PM, RetardedPuppies wrote: The whole blam/protect thing is stupid if you ask me...but then again u DIDNT ask me...so...

Well, it works as an incentive to watch new movies, and increases your voting power so that movies you like can stay on and movies you hate have a better chance of being voted off.

And I like the badges...

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:39:07


i'm still on safty partrol

*does the safty dance*

we can if dance if you want to, we can leave your freinds behind, cause if your freinds don't dance and if they don't dance, well there no freinds of mine, we can go where we want to, to a place they'll never find........ <('-'<) <('-')> (>'-')>

G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard!


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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:41:59


i hated being safety patrol or whatever it was. i like me rank now. police sergeant last time i checked.....

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:43:09


but when your on the safty patrol you get a badge and a cool sash


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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:44:10


At 2/17/03 05:41 PM, b3nnic3 wrote: i hated being safety patrol or whatever it was. i like me rank now. police sergeant last time i checked.....

the ranking sux, ur fighting against eachother to destroy something that somebody had to waste at least 10 minutes on (drawing, publishing, submitting etc)
shame on you all

chriz "safety patrol"

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:47:37


At 2/17/03 05:43 PM, milesthegreat wrote: but when your on the safty patrol you get a badge and a cool sash

We had bus Safety Patrols in the Fifth Grade. They were all queens.

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 17:50:26


At 2/17/03 05:47 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:
At 2/17/03 05:43 PM, milesthegreat wrote: but when your on the safty patrol you get a badge and a cool sash
We had bus Safety Patrols in the Fifth Grade. They were all queens.

but could they DANCE!!!!!!!!!!! <('-'<) <('-')> (>'-')>


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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 18:05:19


At 2/17/03 03:17 PM, gfoxcook wrote: just 1 tiny little blam or save away from Elite Guard Private, FINALLY.

gj


And now, the long long climb ahead to get back to a gold badge awaits. I'll be happy if I can only get to Praporschik... 8000 points... egads.

eh, its not that far away

How's everyone else feel about their rank? Satisfied, unsatisfied?

I will keep going until I get the last one


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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 18:24:53


I kinda like captain because he controls everyone lower then him in the cop ring. The elite guard's are loners. Sure they are strong, but 15 security guards could take 1 elite down. and when I hit captain I can just send all the cops after the elite...whoops I said the plan out loud*eats suicide pill*...ehgerumnnnnnmnn*bang*.

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 19:27:22


At 2/17/03 05:43 PM, milesthegreat wrote: but when your on the safty patrol you get a badge and a cool sash

Well, every rank but civilian comes with a badge, yanno. You got a point about the sash, though.


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 19:29:53


At 2/17/03 05:44 PM, Chriz2cool wrote:
At 2/17/03 05:41 PM, b3nnic3 wrote: i hated being safety patrol or whatever it was. i like me rank now. police sergeant last time i checked.....
the ranking sux, ur fighting against eachother to destroy something that somebody had to waste at least 10 minutes on (drawing, publishing, submitting etc)
shame on you all

chriz "safety patrol"

Huh? Say what? Whaaaaa?

1) while trying to get ahead in the blam/protect ranks can be competitive with fellow ng users if you want it to be (and then again, so can simple experience and popularity), blams and protects are a cooperative effort between many users monitoring the portal. You have to work together with people you can't see or contact directly to decide what's crap and what's good. It's more like little mini elections going on every few minutes than it is like a conflict or war.

and 2) helloooooo? There are protect points, too. Not everyone is out there just blamming everything, geez.


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 19:30:14


At 2/17/03 05:34 PM, RetardedPuppies wrote: The whole blam/protect thing is stupid if you ask me...but then again u DIDNT ask me...so...

You SHUT TEH FUKE UPE

Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 19:33:07


At 2/17/03 06:05 PM, thisisasignin wrote:
At 2/17/03 03:17 PM, gfoxcook wrote: just 1 tiny little blam or save away from Elite Guard Private, FINALLY.
gj

ty


And now, the long long climb ahead to get back to a gold badge awaits. I'll be happy if I can only get to Praporschik... 8000 points... egads.
eh, its not that far away

Compared to experience points, you're right. But it's still a ways away. Methinks by July-ish I COULD conceivably reach my goal.

How's everyone else feel about their rank? Satisfied, unsatisfied?
I will keep going until I get the last one

I guess that is more realisable than getting to level 30 on the exp side. There's no limit as to how many people get the last rank, is there? Anyway, good luck. You've got a good shot at it. Don't let Ramagi know, though, she'll step up her efforts. #;-}>


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to G'bye Police--Hello Elite Guard! 2003-02-17 19:38:30


At 2/17/03 06:24 PM, Burner1515 wrote: I kinda like captain because he controls everyone lower then him in the cop ring. The elite guard's are loners. Sure they are strong, but 15 security guards could take 1 elite down. and when I hit captain I can just send all the cops after the elite...whoops I said the plan out loud*eats suicide pill*...ehgerumnnnnnmnn*bang*.

Hmmm... if you say so... I don't see the elite guard as loners, but I'm ranked at 125 as of last night (maybe around 120 now), so if there's only ~120 elite guard out of 268,560 users... and we assume for the hell of it (though I bet it's more) that all but around 1200 of the userbase is still at civilian (when I was safety patrol about 6 months ago, it seems my rank was around 1000, and it's probably grown since then)... then there's around a ratio of around 1200/120 police to elite guard. 10:1. Not a huge majority, but you may be right. We could easily be picked off one by one if we don't band together.

THEY'LL SWARM US!!! REINFORCE THE BASE, THA COPS ARE COMIN'!


gfox // wi/ht?#9 // defunct PentaList (final update: 3/15/2008) // Cyberdevil's HexaList!

a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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