Newgrounds School Script

[MetalDart]

Hey guys. I'm making a script that I hope someone could turn into a flash movie. I just take people from the NG BBS and put them in a school. Hope you guys enjoy!
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE IN THIS SCRIPT, SO PLEASE GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION IF/WHEN THIS WILL BECOME A MOVIE
IF YOU'RE MENTIONED AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE, PLEASE POST SO!

Newgrounds School Script
Episode One: n00b

Characters:
MetalDart : me; a noob who just joined NG
Denvish: The guide that shows people around
TITROTU: Hardcore Nintendo fan
MadKNT: The artist of the class
SuperFlashBros: Videogame experts
Ozcar: Hall monitor
Tom Fulp: Teacher of the class
Wade Fulp: The principal
X-Naut: Slacker; his homework barely passes

MetalDart has just joined the Newgrounds school.
He enters classroom

MetalDart: Wow. This place seems great.

Denvish: Shouldn’t say that around here unless you want to be flamed.
(walks over to MetalDart)

Denvish: All show you around this place. Here is our teacher, Mr. Fulp. Just call him Tom.

Crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

MetalDart: What’s that?

Denvish: That’s just TITROTU starting another fight again. *sigh*
(Cuts off to TITROTU and SuperFlashBros.)

TITROTU: THE DS BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE PSP! NINTENDO ROCKS!

SuperFlashBros: NOOB! PSP is where its at!

TITROTU: NO ITS NOT! (takes out Revolution control and uses it as light saber)

SuperFlashBros: Fuck

(Fight scene)
(TITROTU wins)

TITROTU: Nintendo rules! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Crowd: Viva la revolution!

Denvish: Well that was fun. Over here’s MadKNT. Let’s see what he’s drawing.

MetalDart: Hey! He’s drawing me!
(MadKNT holds up picture)

MadKNT: With the grim reaper slashing your head off.

MetalDart: Oh.

Tom Fulp: Well, I’m handing back your tests.
(Tests say either BLAM! Or PROTECTED!)

Random Flash author: How come mine’s blammed but X-Naut’s passed?

X-Naut: Because I have a life you pedophile.

MetalDart: I’m going to get a drink of water.

Denvish: Wait! Don’t!!!.....

(Ozcar the hall monitor slams MetalDart against the wall)

MetalDart: Ow! What the hell?

Ozcar: Where’s your hall pass?

MetalDart: Right here…

Ozcar: What are you doing?

MetalDart: Just getting a drink of water.

Ozcar: If drink this water, your depriving the water supply from all the starving people in Africa.

MetalDart: What are you talking about?

Ozcar: YOU’RE BANNED!!!!..... from the water fountain.

MetalDart: That’s not fair!

Ozcar: Fine. Here you go.

(Hands him yellow slip)
(Says: DETENTION)
(MetalDart’s in detention)

MetalDart: Fuck.

Feedback please!

[Banis]

Great, made me laugh.

[MetalDart]

At 4/2/06 04:55 PM, Banis wrote: Great, made me laugh.

Thank you! All feedback is nice!

[strumpy]

funny but im not in it >=(

ehh i dont care

[VashVSKnives]

Even in movie scripts, Ozcar is an ass

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[JacksonHSR]

That was really great! It should be a flash movie!

[MetalDart]

At 4/2/06 04:57 PM, VashVSGoku wrote: Even in movie scripts, Ozcar is an ass

I didn't try to make him an ass. I just wanted to pick a role that fit everyone.

[ThePsychoSheep]

You have a good idea here.You could make a sequel

[MetalDart]

At 4/2/06 05:00 PM, MidnightSheep wrote: You have a good idea here.You could make a sequel

I do! I'll post it soon enough.

[Rabbi-Indie-The-Rad]

I'll animate it for you, if you put me in the script.

[Confound-Mind]

How could you leave me out? I'm a friggin rapper god damn it!

[strumpy]

At 4/2/06 05:04 PM, Pie_Eating_Pizza wrote: How could you leave me out? I'm a friggin rapper god damn it!

raper*

[Confound-Mind]

At 4/2/06 05:04 PM, Pie_Eating_Pizza wrote: How could you leave me out? I'm a friggin rapper god damn it!

I left out </sarcasm>

[Confound-Mind]

At 4/2/06 05:04 PM, gods_child wrote:

At 4/2/06 05:04 PM, Pie_Eating_Pizza wrote: How could you leave me out? I'm a friggin rapper god damn it!

raper*

O Rly?

And it would be rapist.

[Ptcfast]

foryour sequel can i like be in it as a new student

[MetalDart]

Okay guys. I'm glad for your feedback, but I can't put you all in. There are over 900,000 newgrounds users. Some of us are still nameless. I want to focus on the plot and humor for now.

[CheezNapkin]

PUT ME IN GODDAMMIT >:(

[MetalDart]

At 4/2/06 05:01 PM, Rabbi_Indie_The_Rad wrote: I'll animate it for you, if you put me in the script.

I'd love for someone to animate this, but I need more feedback. I like your style, but I want to get an award for this. I'll email you the final copy. I fit you in the stroy. :D

[WawaneesA]

Not bad. Maybe a little too clumsy

[Kashisti]

At 4/2/06 04:52 PM, MetalDart wrote: Denvish: All show you around this place.

*I'll* show you around this place

[Boots-3lectric]

Who better to do it than Super Flash Bros.?

[MetalDart]

At 4/2/06 06:23 PM, Boots_3lectric wrote: Who better to do it than Super Flash Bros.?

I bet they are super busy. And besides, I don't think they'd like to animate themselves losing a fight.