here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like
1 writing a book
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
3 playing video games
4 working out
5 teaching a kid how to read
6 getting a job
7 learning how to sew
8 cooking
9 dancing
10 swimming
In what respect? Subjectivity kicks your notions right in the eye.
Who fucking old are you?
*looks at gender*
Well that explains it.
Hallmark called, they want their list back.
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At 3/23/06 12:26 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: Hallmark called, they want their list back.
Lmao
My List:
Nothings better than sex, other than jerking off, chocolate, and killing people, or doing all three at the same time.
At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like
1 writing a book
You're kidding.
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
Not really.
3 playing video games
That right there is just wrong.
4 working out
Maybe.
5 teaching a kid how to read
Eh.
6 getting a job
I like waking up at 5 in the morning to get yelled by a fat guy too.
7 learning how to sew
You're kidding. So getting stiches and spending cash on bandaids is fun?
8 cooking
No.
9 dancing
No.
10 swimming
Meh.
Right behind you
Here are a few more
11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight
12 ending world hunger
13 becoming a stat whore
At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 13 becoming a stat whore
I was waiting for this one.
i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.
1 writing a book on sex
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a woman
3 playing porno video games
4 working out with a bunch o sweating ladies
5 teaching a kid how to read when a woman wants you
6 getting a blow job
7 learning how to sex
8 cooking and sex
9 dancing striptease
10 swimming pool sex
Much better
At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 13 becoming a stat whore
Ohhhh. So that's why you're a virgin?
And a male.
At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Here are a few more
11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight
12 ending world hunger
13 becoming a stat whore
yeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! killing and being a whore is fun!!!!!
but you forgot to explain why is that better than sex.... it depends with who you have it...
At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 12 ending world hunger
If you did that, then there would be nothing to watch on the national geographic channel
At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Here are a few more
11 go on a rampage killing everything in sight
sounds good
12 ending world hunger
That would feel good
13 becoming a stat whore
Like you
Only one I can think of:
Having sex twice.
I agree with ending world hunger and I love playing video games but its still hard to say its better than sex.
My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!
At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 1 writing a book
At worst, writing is fucking annoying.
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
Frustrating.
3 playing video games
Hahaha, ha. No.
4 working out
Not really. Same motions, but no pleasure.
5 teaching a kid how to read
No, that's just fuckingfrustrating, because kids are stupid.
6 getting a job
Yay, no more lazy days, oh joy.
7 learning how to sew
What?
8 cooking
No, it usually pisses me off, because it doesn't go as I planned it.
9 dancing
Same as exersice.
10 swimming
Same, except you're soaked.
I'm well prepared to not have sex (check the link in my sig), but none of those really top sexual extacy IMO.
here are a few more things that are better
14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
15 drinking a whole bottle of wine
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you
At 3/23/06 12:34 PM, ShinKi wrote: Only one I can think of:
Having sex twice.
how about a group orgy, twice.
At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 9 dancing
That should be the one and only thing better.
Oh and cuddling.
<3
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At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
15 drinking a whole bottle of wine
16 go on a date with someone but and say no when they want to have sex with you
Something tells me you were abused as a child
At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
Wow. I think that's the saddest one of the bunch. When was the last time you went outside, let alone had sex?
to be honest, love is better than all those things listed.
At 3/23/06 12:38 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are betterWow. I think that's the saddest one of the bunch. When was the last time you went outside, let alone had sex?
14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them
why do you think I made this topic for? I think sex is over rated
as for when i went outside last I go outside everyday mister I have a life off of NG
At 3/23/06 12:39 PM, knuckles886 wrote: to be honest, love is better than all those things listed.
who needs love when you can bypass it, and get straight to the sex. Love is just the long intermission between meeting your prospective and fertilising her eggs.
At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better
15 drinking a whole bottle of wine
Or having sex after drinking a whole bottle of wine. BTW Washu sucks Ryoko could wipe the floor with her even if Washu did create her.
My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!
A child's laughter.
To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.
I continue saying it: the sex can be the best of all things, if you do it well.
