We've been looking for a replenishable, environmentally safe energy source for a long time. Well, good news, I've found it. I have created an engine that is powered solely by the rampant arguements found on the internet. This "flame engine" of mine will pave the way to an energy crisis free future.
Let me explain how it works. Our "web-nauts" or "fat 35-year old internet addicts" scour web forums such as this for topics likely to cause flamewars, searching for keywords such as video games, anime, Iraq, bush, and flash. The urls are then wirelessly sent to tiny microchips inside flame engines all over the nation. The engine then converts the ambient amounts of hate and stupidity usually found within these topics into whatever type of energy is needed for the task at hand.
The future is now.
