A Brief story about how D_o_D came to be and why he fails at life.
Once upon a time there lived a young teen, who was a huge liar. He always hated his school because no one would believe him when he lied about how Jimi Hendrix was his uncle on his dads side.
He lied and lied until someone went up to him and punched him in the face for being such a liar.
This young boy hated his life, so he made a counterpart on the internet so he could be cool and have everyone believe him when he said his huge lies.
His plan failed when he went to RuneScape, UrbanDead, Ragnarok, eBaumsworld and Retrogade. Until he eventually found his way onto Newgrounds.com.
He realized he could set up two e-mail accounts on places like Hotmail and Gmail, so he went to another website and made a new e-mail address, and used his two e-mail addresses to create his ultimate creation: The perfect match.
This match, however failed miserably since he whored the account on Newgrounds with a very popular topic, staining his once decent reputation.
D_o_D then realized that college would solve everything, so he changed his alias to Dream_Of_Duke and said he had a GPA above 4.0 at Duke.
But there was a hole in his plan; He didn't know that Duke went on a strict 4.0 scale, so some users on Newgrounds had found out about his lies and shunned him, but he used his alternate account, oops, I mean, "Girlfriend" to back him up.
He failed again.
His fake girlfriend, age, and his "4.0" GPA at "Duke" had him shunned forever from Negrounds. However the asshat still goes on to the website to this very day, even though everyone hates him for being a compulsive liar on the internet.
The End.
