I WINKED AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN! NOW A HURRICAINE BIGGER THAN KATRINA WILL HIT THE U.S. IN THE FUTURE AND KILL THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE OF THE DISTURBANCE IN THE AIR PATERNS RESULTING FROM WHEN I WINKED AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN. OMFG OMFG I AM A HORRENDOUS PERSON.
What about you? What have you done to ensure chaos on planet Earth? : )
I farted, and now there is gonna be a massive eart quake all across europe for 5 days! Many will die or be homeless!
At 1/9/06 05:08 PM, Wolf_Boy_300 wrote: I farted, and now there is gonna be a massive eart quake all across europe for 5 days! Many will die or be homeless!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DIRTY BASTARD! I HAVE RELATIVES IN EUROPE! YOU FUCKER!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I posted in this topic, now the entire population of Asia will spontaneously combust.
it is pretty obvious that whatever you do affects the future..........
but when u blew up the hoover dam and split california off of USA, a girl in honduras lost a hair..........im a horrible person........i made that little girl one step closer to being old...
i usually think about this sort of thing alot. i dont know why i do this, but it is interesting to think about.
At 1/9/06 05:09 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I posted in this topic, now the entire population of Asia will spontaneously combust.
Well, that is kind of a good thing. At least Asians son't have souls and won't clog up Heaven or Hell (SouthPark reference).
LAWL
I'm paying attention to this thread and so the whole world will implode in 2012 (then because thats a lot to implode)
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I sat around and did nothing, so now nothing will happen! Oh yay, we're saved!
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At 1/9/06 05:19 PM, -Platinum- wrote: I sat around and did nothing, so now nothing will happen! Oh yay, we're saved!
Bullshit. Just the fact that you posted that post, the air patterns around your fingers changed the baby that a woman in Bratislava would give birth to. If you hadn't typed that post, a different sperm would enter the egg and she would have had a different baby. But you did post that post, so now a different sperm will enter her egg and she will give birth to a different baby.
MAYBE SHE WOULD HAVE LIKED THE OTHER BABY BETTER, DID YOU EVER STOP TO CONSIDER THAT, YOU POSTING MOTHERFUCKER!?? : )
lol
I turned my head to look at this topic, now the earth is going to implode.
I prasied zombie and now they are here
Penis. Funny.
I just E-slit an old persons throat! Now he is E-dead!
Oh, wait. That has nothing to do with the link or this thread....
Yah so instead i FREAKIN RAN OUTSIDE, (right), AND THEN (OMFG SHIELD YOUR EYES ), AND THEN I FREAKIN JUMPED! (YOU HEARD ME, I JUMPED! ) AND BECAUSE OF ME JUMPING< I DISTURBED TEH AIR PRATERNS ENOUGH FOR BEDN TO COME TO MEH HOUSE A FEW YEARS FROM NOW AND (OMFG PREPARE FOR THIS....), AND STAEL MEH CADNY!!! NOES!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-(
I totally 100% belive and agree with this topic.
You people need to calm the fuck down!
At 1/9/06 06:17 PM, -Sickair- wrote: I totally 100% belive and agree with this topic.
You, my good sir, are a wise being.
Besides anyone notice how much views this topic is getting compared to the number of replies?
I bumped my toe, sorry Angelina, guess you're gonna get raped.
I scratched my nose now Chuck Norris will trip and hit his face on a wall ...
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I called my sister a bitch, and just by uttering those words, i have changed the delicate air patterns which will travel to Philladelphia which will enter the NG Office which will boggle everyone's minds there and result in all of them having one massive orgy and due to that orgy Tom will get the idea to make yet another awsome game.
Oh shit, wait, that's nothing special, never mind. ; )
" The air disturbance by the wings of a single butterfly is enough to change the weather patterns throughout the world. "
- The buterfly effect
Its bullshit, what are you supposed to do just crawl into a box and die no cause the worlds supply of boxes will run out, its just a theory, ignore it and get on with your life.
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
I farted and mexico started smelling better
I sent a NAMBLA link to the Church of Latter Day Saints via their website... There will be a massive riot in Utah killing everyone within one week.
Die...
pretty trippy..even though i didnt read thre article = ) seems lika pretty nice name ; )...teh butterfly effect......RAWR!
I breathed. Now the internet will ram through my door, have a shot of vodka, and rape me. oh and the world will esplode
I stopped bedn from stealing the cadney today and now the next president will be a penguin.
At 1/9/06 06:36 PM, -Mooperty- wrote: I shot a kid with my shotgun.
Now he is dead.
How the hell does that work? Air patterns changed when I pulled the trigger?
No, no, NO. You are bad at this game. Someone else threw a paper airplane in a school in New York, rippling the air patterns, causing a friend of yours to bump into a kid by accident, causing him to introduce the kid to you, causing you to cap his ass with a shotgun. You will learn all in due time.
