The purple monkey was walking down the street and he met a man, with a wok on his head. He asked him, why are you wearing a wok on your head china man? He said its not a wok you pwick its a hat, and walked on his way. The purple monkey stood bemused, not knowing what to do. So he continued his stroll along the boulevarde.
Eventually he saw two black men kneeling down looking at the rims on this plush nice new car. He sauntered over and asked them "What are you doing?" The first black men said, im looking at my reflection on the rims to see if my teeth are white enough, so when its dark and i close my eyes, all you see is a smile. The monkey laughed heartilly and walked on his way. He walked into the local corner shop to purchase in some fine bananas, and he noticed a recruitment photo.. He looked carefully at it and it was a picture of an arab in a camouflage turban, and the slogan read "uncle oSAMa wants YOU!", the purple monkey was disgusted by this blatant racism, and walked out the door without paying for his bananas.
He reached the end of the road to see two jewish men in a deep discussion "but its free" the first said "but we dont eat it stupid", only then did the monkey recognise the notice which read "FREE PORK". His eyes drifted to the left and there was a beautiful red headed woman standing in a red knee length skirt. He swaggered over "hey baby want a banana where the sun dont shine?" the red head turned, and the monkey was shocked to his core. "A'll shoce those nananas up your cock side waes ya wee dobber!!" It wasnt a red headed beauty in a kilt, it was a long haired scruffy scotsman in a kilt. The monkey ran like the wind, and eventually got home. As he climbed up his tree, he pondered on his day, and it was fucking weird. So he rammed a banana up his arse and masterbated to the sounds of the leaves.
The End, ok?
