Kali...

[HeinousDude]

I just realized she has exactly 100 less posts than I do.

Oh snap. I gotta start post whoring myself again...

<3 Maus

(wtf is a Kali?)

[CaptainPeepers]

back on the good ship bicardi again, huh HD?

[Maus]

At 5/20/05 06:27 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I just realized she has exactly 100 less posts than I do.

^_^

Oh snap. I gotta start post whoring myself again...

Ooh, baby.

<3 Maus

<3 HeinousDude

(wtf is a Kali?)

Kali is the triumverate force in Hindu. She is the mother of Brahma. She is the Creatress, the Preserver, and the Destroyer. She created the world with the word 'Om' (also spelled 'Aum'.) She is the Alpha and the Omega. My real name translated as far back as it will go, is Kali-Ma, the Destroyer. She kicks ass, and takes names.

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 06:36 PM, -Kali- wrote: Kali is the triumverate force in Hindu. She is the mother of Brahma. She is the Creatress, the Preserver, and the Destroyer. She created the world with the word 'Om' (also spelled 'Aum'.) She is the Alpha and the Omega. My real name translated as far back as it will go, is Kali-Ma, the Destroyer. She kicks ass, and takes names.

I thought the destroyer was shiva...

but I'll take your word for it... <3

[FUNKbrs]

If I was running around kicking ass, I wouldn't bother to take names. I'd be too busy kicking people's asses, for one.

[Maus]

At 5/20/05 06:46 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I thought the destroyer was shiva...

He is one of the Destroyers. Kali is a Destroyer of evil spirits. Kali is Shiva's consort. The Yin to his Yang, but now I'm mixing philosophies. ;)

but I'll take your word for it... <3

Don't take mine. Read up on them and mantras. Ommmm.

[StealthSteve]

At 5/20/05 06:36 PM, -Kali- wrote: My real name translated as far back as it will go, is Kali-Ma, the Destroyer. She kicks ass, and takes names.

YOU ARE PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL.

[StealthSteve]

At 5/20/05 06:49 PM, StealthSteve wrote: YOU ARE PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL.

PS

marry me. or my sister.

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 06:49 PM, -Kali- wrote: Don't take mine. Read up on them and mantras. Ommmm.

Too busy. I'm a physics major. Ohm.

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/20/05 06:50 PM, StealthSteve wrote:

marry me. or my sister.

I thought you loved me. Or at least the inside of my ass, at any rate.

[Maus]

At 5/20/05 06:50 PM, StealthSteve wrote: or my sister.

Pxplzkthxbai.

At 5/20/05 06:51 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Too busy. I'm a physics major.

Short (egregiously so) article about Kali

Ohm.

Le Mayo. <3

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 06:56 PM, -Kali- wrote: Short (egregiously so) article about Kali

Reminds me of Habu the Elephant.

[DanMalo]

At 5/20/05 06:49 PM, StealthSteve wrote:

At 5/20/05 06:36 PM, -Kali- wrote: My real name translated as far back as it will go, is Kali-Ma, the Destroyer. She kicks ass, and takes names.

YOU ARE PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL.

Kali-ma! Kali-ma Shakti de!

*removes heart*

At 5/20/05 06:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: If I was running around kicking ass, I wouldn't bother to take names. I'd be too busy kicking people's asses, for one.

Get a palm pilot to take the memos for you. A hands/feet free palm pilot.

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/20/05 07:01 PM, PostCount wrote: Get a palm pilot to take the memos for you. A hands/feet free palm pilot.

That sounds like it was learned from experience.

Did you know that FUNK was the australian god of awesome? No? Well I hope not, because that's utter bullshit I made up so I could pretend to be as cool as Kali. ;(

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 07:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Did you know that FUNK was the australian god of awesome? No? Well I hope not, because that's utter bullshit I made up so I could pretend to be as cool as Kali. ;(

I know fosters is australian for beer....

[DanMalo]

At 5/20/05 07:11 PM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 5/20/05 07:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Did you know that FUNK was the australian god of awesome? No? Well I hope not, because that's utter bullshit I made up so I could pretend to be as cool as Kali. ;(

I know fosters is australian for beer....

Did you know that "DanMalo" is German for "Complete sexual satisfaction"?

[ramagi]

She is the sexy spammer. I mean poster.

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 07:15 PM, DanMalo wrote: Did you know that "DanMalo" is German for "Complete sexual satisfaction"?

No, but I knew the Germans are easily satisfied. :P

[Homophobe]

I'm posting here even though I'm not down with the mods or have over 10,000 posts.

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 07:22 PM, o__O wrote: I'm posting here even though I'm not down with the mods or have over 10,000 posts.

It's okay. You have 2 _'s in your name so that makes you cool.

[killcripple]

Who cares?

[Homophobe]

At 5/20/05 07:24 PM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 5/20/05 07:22 PM, o__O wrote: I'm posting here even though I'm not down with the mods or have over 10,000 posts.

It's okay. You have 2 _'s in your name so that makes you cool.

I posted twice.

hardcore user thread get.

[That-Is-Bull]

Haha, silly mods.

Only four regular members have posted in this topic so far...

[TheAlliance]

At 5/20/05 06:27 PM, HeinousDude wrote: (wtf is a Kali?)

Cali is short for California.
Kali is short for Arnold Schwarzenegger's prouncination of "Kali-eee-four-nua."

PS - I'm going to Tito's Tacos on Sepulveda & Washington in a few minutes, you wanna go?

[HeinousDude]

At 5/20/05 07:34 PM, The_wwwyzzerdd wrote: Kali is short for Arnold Schwarzenegger's prouncination of "Kali-eee-four-nua."

You spell it wrong.

I deam this thread to be floccinaucinihilipilification.

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/20/05 07:15 PM, DanMalo wrote: Did you know that "DanMalo" is German for "Complete sexual satisfaction"?

You spelled it wrong. "DanMalo", with no space, is german for "skinny dog treat eating weasel". "Dan_Malo" WITH a space is german for "complete sexual satisfaction".

[DanMalo]

At 5/20/05 07:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/20/05 07:15 PM, DanMalo wrote: Did you know that "DanMalo" is German for "Complete sexual satisfaction"?

You spelled it wrong. "DanMalo", with no space, is german for "skinny dog treat eating weasel". "Dan_Malo" WITH a space is german for "complete sexual satisfaction".

You must be thinking of some other dialect. I am positive that there are NO spaces. 100%

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/20/05 07:45 PM, LegendaryPancake wrote: I deam this thread to be floccinaucinihilipilification.

If you think a thread is crap, don't post.

And stop using the word of the day. Noone's impressed.