Once there was a program called Steam. It was made for nerds who played counterstrike. One particular nerd who wanted to use Steam to indulge in his nerdy pleasures went away to school. That nerd found that the school had a firewall that blocked counterstrike, and pretty much every other online game.
Does anyone know how that nerd can help Steam bypass the Big, Bad Firewall so the nerd can be happily ever after again?
Seriously guys: I need help. Does anyone know how I can play around the firewall?